AEW Dynamite - Moxley vs CM Punk + Tony has an ALL HANDS ON DECK meeting with talent

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Originally Posted by Mr. Nerfect TK’s got to include FTR, but The Bucks don’t want to work with them, so he’s put them back with their old buddy and he’s hoping that they magically get themselves more over somehow. And Wardlow hasn’t been booked well enough to warrant his own spot on the card after squashing MJF on PPV. He’s also hoping FTR carry El Gigante. Miro is in a trios match because…well, I guess Sting and Darby have to make the card, and it’s not like they have their own issues booked. I will pull a better All Out card out of my fucking ass right now: * CM Punk vs. Bryan Danielson for the World Title * Claudio Castagnoli vs. Chris Jericho * Kenny Omega vs. Adam Page * Christian Cage vs. Jungle Boy * FTR vs. The Young Bucks for the Tag Team Titles * Britt Baker vs. Jade Cargill for the Women’s Title * Wardlow vs. Miro vs. Samoa Joe for the TNT Title * Ricky Starks vs. Will Hobbs for the FTW Title * Darby Allin & Sting vs. The Gunn Club That wasn’t that fucking hard.

I want to try!

Mox vs Claudio in a title unification match because they need to get rid of a lot of titles
Kenny Omega & Young Bucks vs Adam Cole & Red Dragon for control of BTE
FTR vs Swerve within Glory title unification match, because again too many titles
Hook vs Wardlow vs Samoa Joe vs Wheelie Utah vs Pac title Unification match
Jade vs Mercedes Martinez vs I guess Toni Storm in place of Thunder Sandbag or whoever women's title unification
Will Asspray and Aussie Open vs Dalton Castle and his boys (not the assboys) 3 man title unification
Miro vs House of Black, not a match but random 45 second backstage promos
Daniel Bryan Danielson vs Sting in a spinal stenosis vs concussion match
Eddie Kingston vs a poster of JAS in his locker room that he swears at and calls pardnah a bunch
CM Punk vs Britt Baker because he REALLY needs to be matched up with a dentist
Adam Page vs cursed by Danhausen bottles of Jack Daniels

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