Latest WrestleMania 33 rumors - UPDATED in Post 817

[The CyNick]

Originally Posted by sliksuke nakamura Meltzer talking about WM on Wrestling Observer Radio r/n. Meltzer re-iterated Strowman vs Taker is not happening at WM. Plans for Cena are undecided for WM but Cena vs Taker is not happening. Sounds like Taker vs Roman or Taker vs Balor tbh from what he is saying.

Why didn't Meltzer just reveal the card?

Imagine his conversations if we are to believe his "reporting" is accurate:

*Text messages received from an anonymous former MI6 agent*

Meltzer: hey it's Big Dave

Random WWE Writing Staff Coffee Getter: oh hey Dave, great to hear from you. How's the movie business treating you?

Meltzer: No no it's BIG Dave!

RWWSCG: from the escort service?

Meltzer: WTF, it's Dave from The Sheets

RWWSCG: huh? Oh, shit...Joke. lolz.

Meltzer: so what's the word on Mania? Ya know? Haha.

RWWSCG: I dunno, I keep telling you, that stuff is kept air tight with Vince's inner circle, I just get coffee for the writers assistants. And other...tasks.

Meltzer: you're useless, and to think I got you out of that whole DDP Yoga ponzi scheme. You gotta give me something. Ya know? Haha.

RWWSCG: okay well I did see a piece of paper with some matches jotted down.

Meltzer: perfect. So what is listed?

RWWSCG: Can't tell ya, I think they have our phones tapped.

Meltzer: what if I guess?

RWWSCG: this again? And why is your font so small?

Meltzer: Yes, this again! Ya ungrateful shit

RWWSCG: sorry...

Meltzer: Okay, Taker vs Cena?

RWWSCG: I didn't see that written

Meltzer: good enough for me. Now let me tell the Mexican kid to post this on our site and do a breaking news audio spot. Ya know? Haha.

RWWSCG: okay, I gotta go, someone just made a mess of the bathroom.

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