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**TNARICK,,,** · 06-25-2012, 10:23 AM

One of my favorite posts By: "Siakalypse",,,,,,,,,,,

Wrestling Booking 101 Chapter 1
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Hey, I realize TNARICK and I write shows that are a little too outrageous. I agree with Conan, we don't take the concept of writing a fake wrestling show seriously enough. So, here is a show that is better than something Conan's 8 year old cousin can write:

TNA IMPACT!:

-Christopher Daniels pins AJ Styles in a hard-fought X-division match that lasts 20 minutes. After the match, Daniels offers AJ his hand but AJ rejects it, being a disrespectful COCKY heel.

-Jim Cornette cuts a promo and signs a title match: Kurt Angle vs Samoa Joe!

-Tomko is looking intense in the back

-Sting cuts a promo about how he is the best in the business and has been around a long time. Robert Roode cuts a cocky promo on Sting and challenges him to a match.

-Sting defeats Robert Roode. After the match Sting offers his hand to Robert Roode, but Roode is SO COCKY that he doesnt shake it back.

-Scott and Rick Steiner defeat the Motor City Machine Guns in a hard fought match. After the match, the COCKY youngsters disrespect the respected veterans.

-Tomko is still looking intense in the back.

-Jim Mitchell cuts a promo on Abyss and Abyss comes out. Abyss goes to beat up Mitchell, and some monster guy comes in and HEELISHLY saves him.

-Cornette is in the back cutting a promo on the title.

-James Storm drinks a beer and makes fun of Eric Young backstage

-Kurt Angle retains the NWA title against Samoa Joe. After the match Samoa Joe STARES DOWN Kurt Angle

SHOW ENDS

I give this show *****

Wrestling Booking 101 Chapter 2
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Well remember rick, there are four characters in wrestling that you can use. My eight year old cousin told me so:

1. The cocky young heel: He disrespects the veterans and cheats to win. He doesn't respect anybody and will do ANYTHING to get the title.

2. The unbeatable monster: He is an unbeatable monster. He's angry and big, like TOMKO.

3. The respected veteran: Everybody respects him, except the cocky young heel who wants his spot.

4. The dark, brooding character: He's dark. He's brooding. He's a professional wrestler.

If you follow those four templates, you can't go wrong.

06-25-2012, 10:23 AM	#11
TNARICK,,, Posts: 370	One of my favorite posts By: "Siakalypse",,,,,,,,,,, Wrestling Booking 101 Chapter 1 --- Hey, I realize TNARICK and I write shows that are a little too outrageous. I agree with Conan, we don't take the concept of writing a fake wrestling show seriously enough. So, here is a show that is better than something Conan's 8 year old cousin can write: TNA IMPACT!: -Christopher Daniels pins AJ Styles in a hard-fought X-division match that lasts 20 minutes. After the match, Daniels offers AJ his hand but AJ rejects it, being a disrespectful COCKY heel. -Jim Cornette cuts a promo and signs a title match: Kurt Angle vs Samoa Joe! -Tomko is looking intense in the back -Sting cuts a promo about how he is the best in the business and has been around a long time. Robert Roode cuts a cocky promo on Sting and challenges him to a match. -Sting defeats Robert Roode. After the match Sting offers his hand to Robert Roode, but Roode is SO COCKY that he doesnt shake it back. -Scott and Rick Steiner defeat the Motor City Machine Guns in a hard fought match. After the match, the COCKY youngsters disrespect the respected veterans. -Tomko is still looking intense in the back. -Jim Mitchell cuts a promo on Abyss and Abyss comes out. Abyss goes to beat up Mitchell, and some monster guy comes in and HEELISHLY saves him. -Cornette is in the back cutting a promo on the title. -James Storm drinks a beer and makes fun of Eric Young backstage -Kurt Angle retains the NWA title against Samoa Joe. After the match Samoa Joe STARES DOWN Kurt Angle SHOW ENDS I give this show ***** Wrestling Booking 101 Chapter 2 --- Well remember rick, there are four characters in wrestling that you can use. My eight year old cousin told me so: 1. The cocky young heel: He disrespects the veterans and cheats to win. He doesn't respect anybody and will do ANYTHING to get the title. 2. The unbeatable monster: He is an unbeatable monster. He's angry and big, like TOMKO. 3. The respected veteran: Everybody respects him, except the cocky young heel who wants his spot. 4. The dark, brooding character: He's dark. He's brooding. He's a professional wrestler. If you follow those four templates, you can't go wrong.