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Up next is the first match in the actual Survivor Series as Rob Van Dam's Team Extreme takes on Triple H's Game Changers! The survivors of this match will advance to the main event. As the participants are being introduced, it is announced that Randy Orton's replacement in the match will be the Reflection of Perfection, Mark Jindrak!

Survivor Series Match - Team Extreme (Bubba Ray Dudley, D-Von Dudley, Rob Van Dam [captain], Spike Dudley, and Tommy Dreamer) vs. Game Changers (Batista, Chris Jericho, Kane, Mark Jindrak, and Triple H [captain]

First Fall : Mark Jindrak hits some punches. Flying shoulder tackle by Jindrak sends D-Von to the mat. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. D-Von Dudley pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. D-Von DDTs Mark Jindrak. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Jindrak kicks D-Von Dudley in the gut to reverse the momentum. D-Von walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - 3. Mark Jindrak pinned D-Von. Second Fall : Spike slams Batista down. Spike Dudley hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - kick out. Spike Dudley misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Batista DDTs Spike Dudley. Spike Dudley is in trouble. Here it comes - Batista Bomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. Third Fall : Jindrak slams Bubba Ray Dudley down. Bubba walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - kick out. Bubba blocks a punch. Death valley driver by Bubba Ray Dudley, Mark Jindrak got planted hard...that was cool. Bubba Ray Dudley moves in for the kill. Bubba Cutter!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Fourth Fall : Jericho hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. DDT by Chris Jericho. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Bubba kicks Chris Jericho in the gut to reverse the momentum. Lifting DDT by Bubba Ray Dudley. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Jericho reverses a Bubba Ray Dudley hammerlock. Flying cross body off the top rope. 1 - 2 - 3. Chris Jericho pins Bubba. Fifth Fall : RVD takes a vertical suplex. Batista hits a stump piledriver on Rob Van Dam, but messed it up. 1 - 2 - kick out. RVD counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Running knee to the face on Batista, RVD is God for doing such a stupidly dangerous move!!! Rob Van Dam has Batista down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Five Star Frog Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! Sixth Fall : Dropkick connects...Dreamer goes down like a skanky hooker. Dreamer takes a flying neckbreaker from Chris Jericho. 1 - 2 - kick out. Dreamer backdrops Chris Jericho out of a piledriver attempt. Spear! Jericho is down. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Chris Jericho reverses a hip toss. Super frankensteiner on Dreamer, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - 3. Chris Jericho pinned Dreamer. Seventh Fall : Rob Van Dam hits a rolling kick on HHH. Flying move by Rob Van Dam...no idea what the name of that move is, so let's call it a Lighting Smash Of Impending Danger. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Flying kick move off the second rope, HHH goes flying. Triple H reverses a hip toss. HHH slams Rob Van Dam down. Rob Van Dam is in trouble. Pedigree! 1....2....3.

Survivors: Chris Jericho, Kane, and Triple H
Overall Rating: 70%
Crowd Reaction: 70%
Match Quality: 71%

The other RAW Survivor Series match is up next as the WWE Champion The Rock captains The People's Team against Christian's Peepulation!

Survivor Series Match - The People's Team (Booker T, Goldberg, Hurricane, Shawn Michaels, and The Rock [captain] vs. The Peepulation (Christian [captain], Matt Hardy Version 1.0, Scott Steiner, Test, and William Regal)

First Fall : Goldberg hits a weak elbow on Scott Steiner. Big clothesline from Goldberg. 1 - 2 - kick out. Poppa Pump blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Sloppy tornado punch from Scott Steiner...maybe that's a clue that Kerry Von Erich is going to run in...but probably not. Goldberg can barely stand. Here it comes - Steiner Spiral. 1....2...3, it's finished. Second Fall : Scott Steiner hits a right hand on Booker T. Poppa Pump hits a stump piledriver on Booker T, but messed it up. 1 - 2 - kick out. Booker T powers out of a Scott Steiner headlock. Booker T scores with a standing spinebuster. Booker T moves in for the kill. Book End! 1....2....3. Third Fall : Test strikes away at Hurricane. Test uses a neckbreaker on Hurricane. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Test only gets knees on a splash. Springboard dropkick from Hurricane...that looked pretty cool. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Test counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Test hits a stump piledriver on Hurricane, but messed it up. 1 - 2 - 3. Test pinned Hurricane. Fourth Fall : Rude Awakening on William Regal by Booker. Massive backbreaker, Regal got planted. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Regal counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Powerbomb nearly crushes the spine of Booker. Booker T can barely stand. Here it comes - Power Of The Punch. 1....2...3, it's finished. Fifth Fall : Kick from Shawn Michaels...to the leg! Oh the humanity! HBK hits a dropkick on William Regal. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. William Regal fights out of a grapple. Belly to belly off the top rope, HBK got folded up like...uh...eh, pick your own damn metaphors. 1 - 2 - 2.999 HBK blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Kick ass spinning arm pulling move out of the corner by HBK. 1 - 2 - 3. Shawn Michaels pinned Regal. Sixth Fall : Weak bodyslam on HBK by Test. Test hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. HBK counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Weird-but-cool looking DDT thing from Shawn Michaels, Test is out. Shawn Michaels moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Sweet Chin Music. 1....2...3, it's finished. Seventh Fall : Matt uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Super frankenthingy on HBK, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Shawn Michaels powers out of a Matt Hardy Version 1.0 headlock. Springboard dropkick from Shawn Michaels...cool. Matt Hardy Version 1.0 can barely stand. Sweet Chin Music!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Eighth Fall : Flying elbow from Shawn Michaels. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Christian is down. Kick to the teeth from Shawn Michaels, who looks really pissed off. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. HBK walks into a trip. Christian misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee instead. Kill the referee! Shawn Michaels can barely stand. Unprettier!!! That shook the ring. Cover, but there's no one to count for Christian. Christian uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Shawn Michaels ducks a Christian clothesline. Christian is in trouble. Sweet Chin Music!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

Survivors: Shawn Michaels and The Rock
Overall Rating: 74%
Crowd Reaction: 76%
Match Quality: 70%

The Dangerous Alliance has been running roughshod over SmackDown! since its formation last week, but tonight they face five of their biggest rivals, making up Chris Benoit's Rabid Wolverines. The Survivors of this match will join Chris Jericho, Kane, Shawn Michaels, The Rock, and Triple H from RAW in tonight's main event!

Rabid Wolverines (Bradshaw, Chris Benoit [captain], Hardcore Holly, Rey Mysterio, and Rhyno) vs. Dangerous Alliance (A-Train, Big Show, Billy Kidman, Brock Lesnar [captain], and Matt Morgan)

First Fall : Matt Morgan hits a right hand on Bradshaw. Big kick from Morgan. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Bradshaw counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Bradshaw turns Morgan inside-out with a clothesline. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Morgan gets out the back of a Bradshaw bodyslam attempt. Powerslam from Matt Morgan on Bradshaw. 1 - 2 - 3. Matt Morgan pinned Bradshaw. Second Fall : Rhyno slams A-Train. Rude Awakening on A-Train by Rhyno. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. A-Train, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Sloppy tornado punch from A-Train...maybe that's a clue that Kerry Von Erich is going to run in...but probably not. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. A-Train walks into a trip. A-Train walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - 3. Rhyno defeats A-Train. Third Fall : Chris Benoit snap suplexes Show. Vertical suplex by Chris Benoit. Big Show was really high...i can relate to that. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Big Show ducks a clothesline attempt. Side suplex from Show, looked crap. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Chris Benoit ducks a Big Show clothesline. Back suplex...Big Show got slammed down. 1 - 2 - 3. Benoit defeats Show. Fourth Fall : Matt Morgan hits a right hand on Chris Benoit. Matt Morgan uses a neckbreaker on Benoit. 1 - 2 - kick out. Matt Morgan gets taken down out of nowhere. Ultra-cool piledriver-slam thing by Chris Benoit on Morgan. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Matt Morgan fights out of a grapple. Morgan hits a stump piledriver on Chris Benoit, but messed it up. 1 - 2 - 3. Matt Morgan pins Benoit. Fifth Fall : Matt Morgan strikes Hardcore Holly. Weak bodyslam on Hardcore by Morgan. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Matt Morgan misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Sloppy tornado punch from Hardcore Holly...maybe that's a clue that Kerry Von Erich is going to run in...but probably not. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Matt Morgan, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Morgan hits a stump piledriver on Hardcore Holly, but messed it up. 1 - 2 - 3. Morgan defeats Hardcore. Sixth Fall : Kidman hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Kick by Billy Kidman...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Rey Mysterio ducks a clothesline attempt. Kidman walks into a face crusher variation. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Rey Mysterio gets taken down out of nowhere. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Rey is down. 1 - 2 - 3. Kidman defeats Rey. Seventh Fall : Rhyno slams Matt Morgan. Bodyslam by Rhyno. 1 - 2 - kick out. Matt Morgan reverses a hip toss. Morgan DDTs Rhyno. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Rhyno counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Big piledriver on Morgan. 1 - 2 - 3. Rhyno defeats Morgan. Eighth Fall : Flying shoulder tackle by Rhyno sends Lesnar to the mat. Full nelson on Lesnar...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Death valley driver by Rhyno, Brock Lesnar got planted hard...that was cool. Lesnar counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Vertical suplex by Brock Lesnar. Rhyno was really high...i can relate to that. Rhyno is in trouble. F5! 1....2....3.

Survivors: Billy Kidman and Brock Lesnar
Overall Rating: 72%
Crowd Reaction: 74%
Match Quality: 69%

Our final "semifinal" Survivor Series match pits two of SmackDown!'s most hated rivals against each other as John Cena captains the star-studded Chain Gang against Sean O'Haire's Devils Advocates. Who will survive?

Chain Gang (Eddie Guerrero, Edge, John Cena [captain], Kurt Angle, and Undertaker) vs. Devil's Advocates (Chavo Guerrero, Chuck Palumbo, Johnny Stamboli, Nunzio, and Sean O'Haire)

First Fall : Nunzio gets smacked around like a bitch. Angle slams Nunzio down. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Nunzio ducks a wild right hand. Front legsweep slam by Nunzio, that was cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Angle counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Back suplex...Nunzio got slammed down. 1 - 2 - 3. Kurt Angle pinned Nunzio. Second Fall : Flying shoulder tackle by Stamboli sends Edge to the mat. Massive backbreaker, Edge got planted. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Edge backdrops Johnny Stamboli out of a piledriver attempt. Stamboli walks into a slammy shoulder thing. Johnny Stamboli is in trouble. Here it comes - Edgeocutioner. 1....2...3, it's finished. Third Fall : Edge fires off some right and left hands. Edge slams Chuck Palumbo down. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Palumbo blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Sloppy tornado punch from Chuck Palumbo...maybe that's a clue that Kerry Von Erich is going to run in...but probably not. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Edge counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Massive backbreaker, Palumbo got planted. 1 - 2 - 3. Edge pinned Palumbo. Fourth Fall : Chavo takes a headbutt from John Cena. Big clothesline on Chavo. 1 - 2 - kick out. Chavo Guerrero ducks a John Cena clothesline. Vicious kick to the teeth from Chavo Guerrero. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Cena blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Cena hits a piledriver on Chavo Guerrero. 1 - 2 - 3. John Cena pins Chavo. Fifth Fall : Sean O'Haire hits some punches. Running knee lift from Sean O'Haire. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Eddie blocks a punch. Cool looking suplex on O'Haire. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Eddie only gets knees on a splash. Full nelson on Eddie...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - 3. O'Haire defeats Eddie. Sixth Fall : Big backdrop on O'Haire, executed well. Edge hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Edge drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Powerbomb on Edge. Edge is in trouble. Prophecy! 1....2....3. Seventh Fall : O'Haire gets caught with a short powerbomb from Angle. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Back suplex...Sean O'Haire got slammed down. Spear! O'Haire is down. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. O'Haire gets out the back of a Kurt Angle bodyslam attempt. Angle reverses an irish whip...and Sean O'Haire runs into the referee. Hah, die referee scum! Kurt Angle can barely stand. Prophecy!!! That shook the ring. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Rude Awakening on Kurt Angle by O'Haire. Angle ducks a wild right hand. Kurt Angle has Sean O'Haire down on the canvas. Here it comes...Angle Lock! Sean O'Haire taps!

Survivors: John Cena, Kurt Angle, and Undertaker
Overall Rating: 78%
Crowd Reaction: 79%
Match Quality: 76%