Chris Benoit found dead (From WWE.com)

**ChiefStubbs** · 06-27-2007, 01:19 AM

BENOIT!
BENOIT!

Benoit was a wrestler
I mean, he was a murderer wrestler
Or maybe he was just a murderer

But he was still BENOIT!
BENOIT!

Strangulating his lovely wife,
Smothering his kid
Texting off to poor Chavo
And hanging himself with a WEIGHT-ROOM WIRE!
WEIGHT-ROOM WIRE!

When all the cops are on the scene,
And everybody's dead
Only one guy will be hangin'.

My money's on BENOIT!
BENOIT!

And the Benoit hangs in the NIIIGHT...

06-27-2007, 01:19 AM	#11
ChiefStubbs More carbs & half the fat Posts: 268	BENOIT! BENOIT! Benoit was a wrestler I mean, he was a murderer wrestler Or maybe he was just a murderer But he was still BENOIT! BENOIT! Strangulating his lovely wife, Smothering his kid Texting off to poor Chavo And hanging himself with a WEIGHT-ROOM WIRE! WEIGHT-ROOM WIRE! When all the cops are on the scene, And everybody's dead Only one guy will be hangin'. My money's on BENOIT! BENOIT! And the Benoit hangs in the NIIIGHT...