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YesYesYes!
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Shelton's "Mama" Is Coming
Looks like we are gonna have an interesting development in Shelton's character.
From wrestling-edge.com World Wrestling Entertainment sent out a casting call this week expressing its desire to find a woman to play "Shelton Benjamin's Mama" on the RAW brand. The ideal candidate would be in her 50s, black and heavyset with a "good personality." Assuming WWE goes through with the plan, the character will travel with the RAW brand for three to six months. |
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Temporary
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That's great
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Spammy Certified
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The new Cat?
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emerge
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haha
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I am the cheese
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I'm not buying it.
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Do Unto Others...
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Maybe they'll have him come to the ring eating fried chicken as well, to really drill home the point.
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This should be awful...
Does anyone else in the WWE have their mother around? The only other example I can think of is Buff & Judy Bagwell. This was going so well in a "Benjamin is going to snap" deal, and it would have played out fine with SB coming out strong in a program with HBK. I don't know why, but I don't get good feelings about this at all. |
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Do Unto Others...
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LMAO @ Judy Bagwell.
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Hey Mister!
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hooray for racism!
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Tedious Inevitability
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Mrs Benjamin on a Pole
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Fried chicken, have her love kool aid, and collect welfare checks/food stamps at the end of the week.
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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AIN'T NO STOP-PIN MY MOOOOM!
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Perhaps they can do some Maury style paternity segments and we can try and find out who Shelton's daddy really is. Paternity tests = Ratings ![]() |
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It's Clobbering Time!
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![]() "WWE have released Shelton Benjamin. We wish him the best in jobbing to Jeff Jarrett." |
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lol in 6 month we can expect
"The WWE have relseased Shelton Benjamin in order for Benjamin to concentrate on picking cotton" |
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I AM PABLO. |
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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ROFLMAO at this whole thread. That's just ridiculous.
![]() I hope this doesn't turn Shelton into RAW's Booker T in that he has an annoying black lady behind him. |
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Also, they should call his mom "Momma Jemima."
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...IN HD!!!!
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Well maybe Sapphire had a daughter....
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The Satanic Mechanic
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...IN HD!!!!
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(Shelton starts to get beaten down in a match and NFL-like music plays. Shelton's mother comes out with a bowl of Chunky soup.)
Mama: EAT UP HUN! YOU'LL BE BIG AND STRONG IN NO TIME! (Shelton proceeds to eat the soup and beat the shit out of his opponent.) |
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If this is true then she'll be a stereotypical black moma and have her hair rolled up in curlers, she'll be wearing a night gown and a cardigan over it, she'll also wear tights (Or pantyhoes as some people call them) and slippers, and she'll have a rolling pin too.
She'll shout, C'MON SHELTON! MOMA IS VERY PROUD OF JOO! Very stereotypical. |
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I would mark the fuck out if Charlie Haas dresses up as a heavyset black woman and actually gets the part.
VINCE McMAHON: She's got the black attitude with none of the colour...I like her. |
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Oh god I hope this isn't true.The WWE may be wrecking one of the future stars of the WWE if this plan goes ahead.Oh well it's their loss, stupid fucking retards they're.
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WWE is planning to do a spin-off of the Donavon McNabb and his mother soup commercials. As noted earlier in a post, WWE is looking for someone to play the role of Shelton's 'Mamma'. |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I think they're going to build on Kerwin's "If it's not white it's not right." And counter it with Shelton's, "If it's not black attack!"
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The Satanic Mechanic
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A litlle part of me just died after reading this thread.
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SOMEBODY CALL HIS MAMA!
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