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View Poll Results: How motherfucking pumped are you for this show? | |||
So motherfucking pumped! |
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4 | 22.22% |
Pretty motherfucking pumped! |
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3 | 16.67% |
Just a little motherfucking pumped! |
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7 | 38.89% |
Not that motherfucking pumped! |
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2 | 11.11% |
I am not motherfucking pumped at all! (PS I am a loser and I have no friends) |
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2 | 11.11% |
Voters: 18. You must log in or register to vote on this poll. |
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#41 |
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This is just something I want to see, as opposed to something I actually think will happen: In the Women’s Rumble, the crowd piles up with bodies and then a new entrant is scheduled to come down. The lights go down and there’s an evil girl’s giggle and Alexa Bliss is revealed to be standing in the ring doing that shitty fucking gimmick. The crowd groans, because it sucks, and then every single woman in the match starts putting the boots to Alexa and tosses her ass over the top.
It acknowledges that the gimmick is fucking stupid, ends it and could also be taken as the WWE poking fun at AEW overusing the lights out trope in wrestling. Alexa doesn’t need to be fired or anything. But now that Sonya is abusing her power, she could apply to be Adam Pearce’s new assistant, now that she’s had her therapy and she’s all better. You’re not going to make this evil doll/supernatural shit work. Even though Alexa looks good in the gear. She can still wear it in a team or a feud with Sonya. |
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#42 |
King of Love and Piss
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I think Randy Orton wins because I dont believe WWE has any idea what they want to do other than to have Lesnar and Roman headline on consecutive nights. So I think Vince goes with his bread and butter. His most trusted and one of his more over faces atm, Randy Orton.
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#43 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Jordan out here being a squarehausen. Probably cursed the forbidden door shut.
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#44 |
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Yeah, and look, one is enough, right? It’s going to be surreal enough seeing an Impact champion walk into a stadium full of people. But it’s still just so fucking weird that WWE are doing this in the first place. I’m not going to be the least bit “shocked” if more is to come, for whatever the reasons might be.
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#45 |
It's a blood match!
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I'm having a fried rice with sausage and veggies and a fried egg on top.
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#46 |
the heartbreak king
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actually putting seth "freakin" rollins on the sreen is hilarious
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#47 |
the heartbreak king
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i'm sorry booker that is seth "freakin" rollins
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#48 |
President of Freedonia
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Must suck to pay a lot of money and get inside the arena just to find that you’re stuck behind one of the pillars
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It’d be a fresh guy winning they clearly like, isn’t robbing them blind on a contract and has been a focal point of Raw. I think Orton winning would still get a collective groan from people, as awesome as he is, because it’s “same old, same old.” Orton can be dumped, Riddle can get back at the guy who dumped him and win, and dedicate the match to Orton. Orton’s character could win the Rumble and surprise people by still being dedicated to the RKBro cause (man, I’m talking myself back around to Orton), but Riddle’s gimmick just seems way more natural to have a WWE Title match in his back pocket and be doing scooter races on Raw. Everyone and their dog will be waiting for Orton to turn, which can be useful drama, especially if it never happens. Orton goes the whole way and supports his buddy in being the WWE Champion. |
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#50 |
Triple A
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#51 |
President of Freedonia
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Triple A
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Lesnar vs. Lashley to open the PPV
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#53 |
king of sucks
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#54 |
the heartbreak king
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not eating anything of note tonight but got a chicken wings & catfish combo with chicago mild sauce last night. only my second time having mild sauce. very good.
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#55 |
the heartbreak king
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glad they are gonna replay all the video packages during the show because i am not paying attention to this preshow very much
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#56 |
Trickster Demon
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Omos is honestly not very good so I'm actually a little worried how he's going to land on the floor when he gets eliminated
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#57 |
President of Freedonia
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Lmao Booker just picked Lesnar to win the Rumble despite him being the champion and already booked for a title match.
I’d say Booker might’ve just blown a “surprise” except I find it hard to imagine anyone on the pre-show panel knows what is actually happening. |
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#58 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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I thought Lesnar was announced for the rumble already?
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#59 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Like I've been seeing that for weeks online.
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#60 |
King of Love and Piss
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#61 | |
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Could be on purpose |
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#62 |
"Ask him!"
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Been awhile. What's up all. Hope it's a good show!
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#63 |
king of sucks
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so no jobbers pre show match fired too many people.
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#64 |
It's a blood match!
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I think Lesnar loses to Lashley, wins The Rumble, rematch with Bobby at Mania. That's a story I'd like to see.
Then I'd have Ronda return, eliminate Charlotte, Charlotte eliminate Ronda and cost her the match. Then have Charlotte and Ronda at Mania but no title on the line, do a blood match. |
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#65 |
Quality Meme Producer
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Women's Rumble going on last? I don't watch RAW or SD and still have heard more buzz about that match than any other one
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But I’m telling you — Omos to confront Kane on behalf of Drew Carey and you’ve got yourself gold. “I’ve waited 21 years to get revenge on your freaky butt, Kane!” Omos can eliminate Kane and then get tossed out by everyone else in the match. |
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#67 |
"Ask him!"
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I'm sorry, but WTF is Doudrop?
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#68 |
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Brock winning the Rumble makes sense. It’s just…rote at this point. I think you can get there more effectively by subverting that expectation.
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#69 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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#70 |
"Ask him!"
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I'm intrigued. Not sure about that name though.
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#71 |
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The only way to throw it off a little is to have Brock go over Lashley AND win the Rumble. Title unification match at Mania with Roman. I don't think people expect a title unification match.
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#72 |
Quality Meme Producer
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It’s a bit silly to bring it up as a possibility if it’s going to happen, and even if it’s not, but maybe they’re just thinking “fuck it, think whatever you want.” |
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#74 |
President of Freedonia
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The women’s Rumble invariably looks sloppy even in the best of times. Many of them can’t bump over the top rope cleanly.
As mean as it sounds I firmly believe Doudrop got the title match because getting a woman her size over the top rope would look like shit. |
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#75 |
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I thought that was the smart way to go until they started making Lashley look like a bit of a scrub in this feud. But I dunno. Maybe tossing Brock around for 5 minutes will be enough to make Bobby look like a god?
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#76 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Suddenly fearing Brock squashing Bobby in like 2 minutes
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#77 |
"Ask him!"
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Booker's beard is phenomenal.
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Progress in women’s wrestling is not to present the women exactly like the men. It would be to present the women in their own way, that suits their style, that can draw money. Give them their own stips, and let it come out of an evolution of their work. They can do gauntlets, Iron Man matches and I even buy Ladder Matches between the two right women. But Battle Royals are basically big brawls. A lot of the guys can’t even do them well now. |
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#79 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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shucky ducky quack quack graphic.....groan
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#80 |
the heartbreak king
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good to see the shucky ducky quack quack graphic still in use
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