08-11-2020, 07:22 PM | #121 |
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08-11-2020, 07:24 PM | #122 |
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Better season 2 cliffhanger:
"Umbrella Academy? I'm afraid you are mistaken.... this is the Police Academy!" |
08-12-2020, 02:00 AM | #123 |
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See that was too good.
Now I hate them for not doing that. |
08-12-2020, 02:01 AM | #124 |
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Klaus is basically Bobcat Goldthwaite
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08-12-2020, 11:46 AM | #125 |
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Kurrgan looking in good shape |
08-12-2020, 01:22 PM | #126 |
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John Tenta's mask an exact replica of the cancerous tumour that would eventually kill him.
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08-13-2020, 11:44 PM | #127 |
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I can finally post in this thread without worrying about spoilers. I enjoyed season two a lot more.
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08-13-2020, 11:55 PM | #128 |
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I am glad I didn’t skim through the comments before finishing the show. Also,
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08-14-2020, 12:29 AM | #129 |
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Haha every time I saw his name that's exactly what I thought of
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05-19-2022, 10:14 AM | #130 |
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05-19-2022, 10:21 AM | #131 |
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I wonder if they’ll just remake season one again…again…
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05-19-2022, 06:47 PM | #132 |
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Can't. No more Ellen Page.
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05-20-2022, 02:54 AM | #133 |
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Yay. Seanny is right. Season 1 and 2 is the same. But I still enjoy the show and am excited for this season.
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05-20-2022, 08:16 AM | #134 |
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05-21-2022, 04:30 AM | #135 |
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Elliot…
Elliot Page. To be fair she always looked like a boy with boobs. |
05-21-2022, 04:32 AM | #136 |
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Elliot Page will 100% hang himself before too long.
Hopefully by the neck and not by the penis, because it will tear off rather easily. Like a plaster. |
05-21-2022, 04:38 AM | #137 |
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He did a pretty sexy nude scene with one of the Mara sisters just before he earned his tadger. Makes me wonder if he did that on purpose.
Slut. |
05-23-2022, 07:31 PM | #138 |
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I’d waited since House of Cards to see Kate Mara nude so thanks Elliot
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06-22-2022, 11:33 AM | #139 |
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New season dropped.
I’ll give it a go but I hear Vanya is Viktor now… You can’t act like a woman for a few more hours Elliot?! Fuck off! |
06-22-2022, 11:34 AM | #140 |
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Spends his whole life training to act like a woman but the moment he becomes a real boy the little Pinocchio prick is too good to put the training into practice.
Disgusting! |
06-22-2022, 11:36 AM | #141 |
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apparently acting was just too big of an ask
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06-22-2022, 11:37 AM | #142 |
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That was a bit more hateful than I intended but it’s the studio heads I feel sorry for.
How are they supposed to cope with this social landscape? Cocks appearing and disappearing at the drop of a hat. Remember lunchtime liposuction? They’ll do it with dicks next. Mark my words. |
06-22-2022, 11:41 AM | #143 |
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The studio heads should all get together and only cast Elliot Page in projects that star Jeff Garlin, Jeffrey Tambor or Jeffrey K. Rowling.
That’ll teach the little tranny bam pot. |
06-22-2022, 11:42 AM | #144 |
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Jeffrey Tambor could teach Elliot Page a thing or two about playing a woman.
As could William H Macey’s jailbird wife. |
06-23-2022, 08:53 AM | #145 |
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step one: realise that gender is a social construct forced on you by tradition and expectant norms and the concept is mythical
step two: determine you are trans step three: give yourself a boy name and boy fashion; mimic all traditions and adopting all expextant norms for your new mythical paradigm step four: be angry when people laugh at you and your religion of contradiction step five: avoid all behavioral science step six: be both stunning and brave |
06-23-2022, 09:01 AM | #146 |
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2 eps in. liking Luther's arc and the general plot for the season. Vanya being retooled to match Ellens personal journey is insulting to the craft of acting in of itself but i didnt expect anything more from this so its whatever. (though i do take a large ammount of pleasure in the inherent philosophical contradiction of it all. if gender has no meaning then why does it have so much meaning. a question that seems fiercely avoided both socially and by all the chracters very fearfully not having a conversation about the transition.)
all in all though i think these characters have mostly ran their course so this being the final season is probably the right call. "daddy issues: the show" can only be drug so far |
06-23-2022, 09:31 AM | #147 | |
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1 and 3 are so contradictory, I've never understood this entire thing. Like..... be whatever, I don't give a shit, but don't force it on to everyone. Silliness. |
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06-23-2022, 10:43 AM | #148 |
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Why didn’t she call himself Uncle Vanya?
Viktor ffs! |
06-30-2022, 06:58 PM | #149 |
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Ritu Arya so cute
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07-01-2022, 10:39 PM | #151 |
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Elliot kinda ruined the season...I'm all for their journey but it just took too much of the season away. That and the end of the world wedding, for sure. Also, the fake Diego kid thing was dumb but I still like 'em.
Honestly, I just care about #5, Klaus, Diego, Lila, and whatever Pogo timeline. Allison and Victor are the worst. |
07-01-2022, 10:43 PM | #152 |
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At least Luthor got a good ending if the show is done. He had his heart to heart with Vanya/Vic. I heard a rumor Allison can go straight to hell.
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07-02-2022, 09:49 AM | #154 |
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It’s a stupid show that told us it was going to be stupid right at the start.
I do enjoy it though, it’s like The Boys but instead of superheroes being assholes they are completely useless. The sexual assault angle was funny for such a woke show. Hey let’s turn a girl into a boy and then have a sister force her brother into sexual contact by mind control. |
08-06-2022, 12:12 AM | #155 |
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Why not Vaughn? I get Victor is more manly but it didn't really make sense for the siblings to go along with such a change especially when they were mad at Victor alot. Just out of spite a few times they would have referred to him as her.
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08-08-2022, 03:32 PM | #156 |
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You want Victor, formerly Vanya to change his name to Vaughn because it’s a bit less manly?
Vanya is a man’s name, ironically. |
08-08-2022, 03:35 PM | #157 |
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If Elliot Page wanted me to know he was all man all the time he should have whipped his cock out in the first episode of the last season.
Now I can never respect him. |
08-25-2022, 04:11 PM | #158 |
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Ending at Season 4. It's Elliot's fault for fucking up the casting and characters.
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08-26-2022, 10:47 PM | #159 |
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Cockless bastard
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09-07-2022, 02:56 PM | #160 |
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