TPWW Survivor XXXVIII - You Know Nothing Jon Moxley [Winter is Still Coming Edition]

[Ultra Mantis]

Rules:

• Everybody selects TWO people from the AEW roster, ONE representing Singles and the OTHER representing Married / Tag Teams. No duplicates allowed. If the contest hasn't yet started, you can change your selection once by making a new post saying you're changing your selection (don't just edit your original post).
• Your wrestler is eliminated if he or she submits or is pinned during a televised or streamed match on Dynamite, Dark or a PPV event. Disqualifications, count outs, or being eliminated from a battle royale does not cause elimination. In multi-man matches (tag, triple threat, etc.), only the person who is pinned or submits is out. NXT will never does not count.
• In the event of a match finishing via KNOCKOUT, the Small Council of Elders have met and come to the majority decision that from season XXVII onwards a KNOCKOUT will count as an ELIMINATION.
• Your wrestler will also be eliminated if he or she goes three weeks without having a "televised" match in an AEW ring for any reason whatsoever (injury, future endeavors, etc.). There is a constant countdown going on from your wrestler's last match, so even if bad luck happens - you can still potentially win as long as everyone else loses in that span. As AEW appear to be utilising weeks off (such as Christmas), the countdown clock will be frozen on any weeks where no shows occur. In the event of two or more competitors being eliminated on the same day due to this rule and that impacting on podium positions (rank 1-3), the wrestler positions will be determined by time of last performance (meaning main eventing is more valuable than opening). In addition, the three week ruling will occur at the end of a show if one is running concurrent to the cut off date, meaning anyone who loses on the show will place lower than whoever gets three week'd. PLEASE NOTE: A WRESTLER MUST PARTICIPATE IN AT LEAST ONE MATCH TO EARN A PLACE ON THE PODIUM. In the unlikely event that less than three wrestlers remain after the initial three weeks, podium slots will default to those who survived the longest by conventional means. In other words IF YOU WANT THE AWARD YOU MUST ATTEND. If you suffer a ban for the length of the game you will be disqualified. If you suffer a ban for the length of the game you will be disqualified.
• If you win you get your choice of either first pick next season or two picks for the next season. If you take the option of two picks, you must wait until at least FIVE other people have selected in order to prevent you from becoming The Skippord. If you are inactive upon winning to the creation of the next season, you will not get first pick and instead get 2 picks. In accordance with previous versions of this rule, new seasons will only be created after a minimum wait period of two days.
• A wrestler must be an active participant in a match for it to reset the three-week timer. Lumberjacks, special referees, managers, "enforcers," guest commentators, etc. do NOT count.
• WWE flavour Survivor has been discontinued due to it sucking balls. We offer our condolences to all remaining fans of the main roster and are deeply deeply sorry sorry. We make this decision safe in the knowledge that Big E would have finished second.

Sign-ups are allowed until the start of the 2nd December 2020 edition of AEW Dynamite at the start of the show, in the beginning of this night, right then, on Wednesday 2nd December, on this day, eliminations will be eliminated, starting on this show, on the WWE television, in the name of Goldust.

Winning wrestlers must sit out 3 seasons before returning. In the increasingly likely event he jumps ship, Aleister Black is out for winning Season 35. Kenny Omega is ineligible for winning season 36. Luchasaurus is ineligible for winning season 37.

For winning season XXXVII, Gertner has agreed to peace talks and agreed that in exchange for sealing WWE in the upside down "forever" he shall be allowed first picks with no restrictions. Therefore, he has opted to be represented by two TAG TEAM BOYS, Austin Gunn and Stoo Grayson. What does mean for the future of TPWW Survivor? Well, tt means no WWE. It means why didn't you pick Billy Gunn, Gertie? Billy Gunn never jobs. That man is jacked up on PEDs and pure cut ego.

In another dramatic twist, reigning TPWW Survivor Japan champion teamXtremist has decided to throw away his IWGP trophy straight up in the air like he's Tetsuya Naito or something and in addition to waiving his winner's prize has seemingly purposefully eliminated himself first in the current season. Why? Because he wants to win that Triple Crown baby, something only Vito has managed to pull of so far. In order to give himself an immediate push to the top of the US scene, he's signed an exclusive deal with Tony Khan (which still allows him to work in Japan) to allow him second picks of this AEW season. He has decided thus - the meaty duo of Miro & Brian Cage. We now resume our regularly scheduled programming.

I will be participating in the game, but in the interest of fairness, I won't make my pick until at least ten pairs wrestlers have been selected and will then who will I choose? Who knows!? Probably Fandango. Dunno.

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The Elite (and other factions)

The Party

Hangman Page - Emperor Smeat - Last Wrestled 7/3 Revolution

Scoops Troop

Jungle Boy - Vito - Last Wrestled 17/3 Dynamite
Nick Jackson - Sixx - Last Wrestled 7/3 Revolution
Austin Gunn - Gertner (c) Last wrestled 9/4 Dynamite

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24. Jon Moxley - poopfromweiner dude - Pinned by Kenny Omega 2/12 Dynamite [One Winged Angel]
23. Rey Fenix - RP - Pinned by The Blade 9/12 Dynamite [Meat Grinder]
22. Orange Cassidy - Vito - Pinned by MJF 9/12 Dynamite [Miro Throws A Tantrum]
21. Pac - mike adamle - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
20. Wardlow - Ultra Mantis - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Scorpio Sky - Emperor Smeat - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
18. Jack Evans - poopfromweiner dude - [12th!] - Pinned by Christopher Daniels 29/12 Dark [This Is The Worst Double Team Finisher I've Ever Been In]
17. Cash Wheeler - Helmsphere - 3 week'd 30/12 [Time's Up]
=. Penta El 0M - DaveWadding - 3 week'd 30/12 [Time's Up]
15. Trent? - REZ - 3 week'd 6/1 [Time's Up]
14. Miro - teamXtremist - 3 week'd 12/1 [Time's Up]
13. Eddie Kingston - Sixx - Pinned by Pac 13/1 Dynamite [Black Arrow]
12. Tay Conti - Helmsphere [11th!] - Pinned by Sareena Deeb 13/1 Dynamite [Detox]
11. Brian Cage - teamXtremist [10th!] - Pinned by Darby Allin 13/1 Dynamite [Super Crucifix Bomb]
10. Lance Archer - DaveWadding [9th!] - 3 week'd 20/1 [Time's Up]
9. Thunder Rosa - REZ [8th!] - 3 week'd 26/1 [Time's Up]
8. Stoo Grayson - Gertner (c) - Pinned by Matt Jackson 27/1 Dynamite [Meltzer Driver]
6. (NPC Champion) Billy Gunn - Ultra Mantis [6th!] - 3 week'd 23/2 [Time's Up]
5. MJF - RP [5th!] - 3 week'd 3/3 [Time's Up]
4. Matt Jackson - mike adamle [4th!] - Pinned by Rey Fenix 10/3 Dynamite

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NPCs

SPOILER: show

The Party

Cody Rhodes - Last wrestled 17/3 Dynamite

Scoops Troop

John Silver - Last Wrestled 16/3 Dark
Santana - Last Wrestled 7/3 Revolution

71. Frankie Kazarian - Pinned by Chris Jericho 2/12 Dynamite [Judas Effect]
70. Leyla Hirsch - Submitted to Britt Baker D.M.D 2/12 Dynamite [Lock Jaw]
69. Ricky Starks - Pinned by Darby Allin 2/12 Dynamite [Coffin Drop]
68. Michael Nakazawa - Pinned by Anthony Bowens 8/12 Dark [Acclaim To Fame]
67. Alex Reynolds - Pinned by Griff Garrison 8/12 Dark [Assisted Blockbuster]
66. Angelico - Pinned by Matt Jackson 9/12 Dynamite [Golden Trigger]
65. Preston Vance (aka "10") - Pinned by Dustin Rhodes 9/12 Dynamite [Running Bulldog]
64. Kilynn King - Pinned by Hikaru Shida 15/12 Dark [Falcon Arrow]
63. Luther - Pinned by Trent? 15/12 Dark [Inside Cradle]
62. Christopher Daniels - Pinned by Anthony Bowens 16/12 Dynamite [Sidewalk Slam]
61. Diamante - Submitted to Big Swole 16/12 Dynamite [Clearwater Cloverleaf]
60. Joey Janela - Killed by Kenny Omega 16/12 Dynamite [One Winged Angel]
59. Sonny Kiss - Submitted to Miro 22/12 Dark [Game Over]
58. Lee Johnson - Pinned by Stoo Grayson 22/12 Dark [Nightfall]
57. Serpentico - Pinned by Matt Sydal 22/12 Dark [Swinging Neckbreaker]
56. Anthony Agogo - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Shaq - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Allie - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Allysin Kay - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Awesome Kong - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Brandi Rhodes - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Emi Sakura - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Jade Cargill - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Kris Statlander - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Mel - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Penelope Ford - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Rebel - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Riho - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Yuka Sakazaki - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. QT Marshall - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
41. Alan Angels (aka "5") - Pinned by Jungle Boy 23/12 Dynamite [Extinction Event]
40. The Butcher - Pinned by PAC 23/12 Dynamite [Black Arrow]
39. Evil Uno - Pinned by Dustin Rhodes 23/12 Dynamite [Running Bulldog]
38. Max Caster - Pinned by Matt Jackson 23/12 Dynamite [Golden Trigger]
37. Darby Allin - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Shawn Spears - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Will Hobbs - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Britt Baker D.M.D - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
=. Kip Sabian - 3 week'd 23/12 [Time's Up]
32. The Captain Shawn Dean - Pinned by Alex Reynolds 29/12 Dark [Beaver Rush]
31. Nyla Rose - 3 week'd 29/12 [Time's Up]
=. Shanna - 3 week'd 29/12 [Time's Up]
29. Marq Quen - Pinned by Colt Cabana 30/12 Dynamite Brodie Lee Celebration of Life [Superman Pin]
28. The Blade - Pinned by Evil Uno 30/12 Dynamite Brodie Lee Celebration of Life [Fatality]
27. Ortiz - Pinned by John Silver 30/12 Dynamite Brodie Lee Celebration of Life [Discus Lariat]
26. Abadon - 3 week'd 30/12 [Time's Up]
=. Dax Harwood - 3 week'd 30/12 [Time's Up]
24. Anthony Bowens - Pinned by Christopher Daniels 6/1 Dynamite [Best Moonsault Ever]
23. Jake Hager - Pinned by Wardlow 6/1 Dynamite [F10]
22. Matt Sydal - Pinned by Cody Rhodes 6/1 Dynamite [Cross Rhodes]
21. Big Swole - 3 week'd 6/1 [Time's Up]
=. Sareena Deeb - 3 week'd 6/1 [Time's Up]
=. Chuck Taylor - 3 week'd 6/1 [Time's Up]
18. Leva Bates - Pinned by Red Velvet 12/1 Dark [Claymore]
17. Marko Stunt - Pinned by Dax Harwood 13/1/ Dynamite [Big Rig]
16. Chris Jericho - 3 week'd 13/1 [Time's Up]
15. Dustin Rhodes - 3 week'd 13/1 [Time's Up]
14. Brandon Cutler - Pinned by Luchasaurus 19/1 Dark [Tail Whip]
13. Peter Avalon - Submitted to Cody Rhodes 20/1 Dynamite [Figure Four Leg Lock]
12. Sammy Guevara - Pinned by MJF 20/1 Dynamite [Wardlow]
11. Hikaru Shida - 3 week'd 27/1 [Time's Up]
10. Anna Jay - 3 week'd 2/2 Dark [Time's Up]
9. Colt Cabana - 3 week'd 10/2 [Time's Up]
8. Colton Gunn - 3 week'd 23/2 [Time's Up]
7. Isiah Kassidy - Pinned by Hangman Page 24/2 Dynamite [Deadeye]
6. Ivelisse - Pinned by Red Velvet 2/3 Dark [Claymore]
5. Red Velvet - Pinned by Jade Cargill 3/3 Dynamite
4. Matt Hardy - Pinned by Hangman Page 7/3 Revolution [Buckshot Lariat]

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TPWW Survivor History
#37. WINNER: Luchasaurus (Gertner [5]) | RUNNERS UP: Cash Wheeler (Helmsphere) | Dax Harwood (Vito)
#36. WINNER: Kenny Omega (Vito [3]) | RUNNERS UP: Jake Hager (mike adamle) | Pentagon Jr (RP)
#35. WINNER: Aleister Black (Gertner [4]) | RUNNERS UP: Luke Gallows (RP) | Erick Rowan (STD)
#34. WINNER: Ivor (mike adamle [2]) | RUNNERS UP: Erik (Vito) | Drew Gulak (Gertner)
#33. WINNER: "Iron Boy" Tony Nese (Gertner [3]) | RUNNERS UP: Kofi Kingston (teamXtremist) | DREW mCINTYRE (DAMN iNATOR)
#32. WINNER: Ronda Rousey (DaveWadding [3]) | RUNNERS UP: Konnor (teamXtremist) | Jimmy Uso (RP)
#31. WINNER: Rezar (teamXtremist [5]) | RUNNERS UP: Drew McIntyre (Savio) | Cedric Alexander (Savio)
#30. WINNER: Braun Strowman [3] (Gertner [2]) | RUNNERS UP: Roman Reigns (teamXtremist) | Cedric Alexander (Maluco)
#29. WINNER: Harper (Helmsphere) | RUNNERS UP: Rowan (Savio) | Asuka (owenbrown)
#28. WINNER: Shelton Benjamin (Lock Jaw) | RUNNERS UP: Fandango (Ultra Mantis) | Kevin Owens (RP)
#27. WINNER: Dean Ambrose (RP) | RUNNERS UP: Big [C]ass (Droford) | Jeff Hard (Sixx)
#26. WINNER: Roman Reigns [2] (teamXtremist [4]) | RUNNERS UP: Shinsuke Nakamura (Savio) | Charlotte Flair (DaveWadding)
#25. WINNER: Neville (mike adamle) | RUNNERS UP: Samoa Joe (Smelly Meatball) | Sheamus (Impact!)
#24. WINNER: Braun Strowman [2] (DaveWadding [2]) | RUNNERS UP: Baron Corbin (Smelly Meatball) | Randy Orton (Volare)
#23. WINNER: Luke Gallows (Simple Fan) | RUNNERS UP: Big E (Smelly Meatball) | Nia Jax (Savio)
#22. WINNER: Colin Cassady (Gertner) | RUNNERS UP: Big E (Droford) | Roman Reigns (DaveWadding)
#21. WINNER: Bray Wyatt [2] (DaveWadding) | RUNNERS UP: Big Show (Maluco) | Roman Reigns (Savio)
#20. WINNER: Braun Strowman (Savio [3]) | RUNNERS UP: D-Von Dudley (Ermaximus) | Seth Rollins (The CuNick)
#19. WINNER: Sasha Banks (Savio [2]) | RUNNERS UP: Darren Young (Fenix122) | Stardust* (Heisenberg)
#18. WINNER: Baron Corbin (teamXtremist [3]) | RUNNERS UP: Roman Reigns (STD) | Rusev (RDD)
#17. WINNER: Randy Orton (RDD) | RUNNERS UP: Fandango (Ultra Mantis) | Nikki Bella (Savio)
#16. WINNER: Finn Balor (Vito Cruz [2]) | RUNNERS UP: Hideo Itami (VSG) | Baron Corbin (Gertner)
#15. WINNER: John Cena [3] (Savio) | RUNNERS UP: Big Show (STD) | Roman Reigns (teamXtremist )
#14. WINNER: Rusev (teamXtremist [2]) | RUNNERS UP: John Cena (El Bobo) | Seth Rollins (Cool King)
#13. WINNER: Bray Wyatt (Shisen Kopf) | RUNNERS UP: Erick Rowan (Poit) | Dean Ambrose (Maluco)
#12. WINNER: Diego (Ultra Mantis) | RUNNERS UP: CM Punk (Ruien) | Erick Rowan (Poit)
#11. WINNER: Roman Reigns (teamXtremist) | RUNNERS UP: Mark Henry (JannetteyZilla) | Seth Rollins (KaosDarksol)
#10. WINNER: Ryback [2] (arrogance) | RUNNERS UP: Miz (Dark One) | Dean Ambrose (STD)
#09. WINNER: John Cena [2] (Supreme Olajuwan) | RUNNERS UP: Sheamus (Loopydate) | Alberto Del Rio (Nicky Fives)
#08. WINNER: Rey Mysterio (Steveweiser) | RUNNERS UP: Sheamus (KaosDarksol) | AJ Lee (James Steele)
#07. WINNER: Big Show (ooTin) | RUNNERS UP: Jey Uso (Mike Adamle) | Titus O'Neil (Volare)
#06. WINNER: Ryback & Damien Sandow (Skippord [3]) | RUNNERS UP: Jey Uso (Savio) | Kaitlyn (Lock Jaw)
#05. WINNER: Alberto Del Rio & Brodus Clay (Skippord [2]) | RUNNERS UP: Tensai (VSG) | AJ Lee (Lock Jaw)
#04. WINNER: John Cena (Skippord) | RUNNERS UP: Sheamus (Triple Naitch) | Hunico (Gertner)
#03. WINNER: Wade Barrett (Extreme Angle) | RUNNERS UP: R-Truth (xbdj74x) | Mason Ryan (Vito Cruz)
#02. WINNER: Mark Henry (Vito Cruz) | RUNNERS UP: Justin Gabriel (jskinnyg) | Jimmy Uso (CSL)
#01. WINNER: Ezekiel Jackson (Triple Naitch) | RUNNERS UP: Sin Cara (oldschoolfan) | Randy Orton (Volchok)

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[RP]

Rey Fenix
MJF

[Bad News Gertner]

I've won 2 out of the past 3 and soon 3 of the past 4

[Ultra Mantis]

Gertner has been a Survivor main event staple since Season XXX.

[mike adamle]

PAC and Matt jackson

[Emperor Smeat]

Hangman Page
Scorpio Sky

[RP]

Originally Posted by Ultra Mantis Gertner has been a Survivor main event staple since Season XXX.

I think i've won 5 of these so far. 5 Runner-ups too.

[Ultra Mantis]

I mean, sure, just don't click the championship history.

[RP]

I'm the best TPWW Survivor player the world has ever seen. No one is better than me. I have the greatest picks in the world.

[Bad News Gertner]

Lmao you've win once.

Quite weak compared to my 4.

[RP]

STOP
THE
COUNT

[Evil Vito]

Orange Cassidy
Jungle Boy

[DaveWadding]

Archer and Penta

[Ultra Mantis]

Originally Posted by RP STOP THE COUNT

Every vote counts in TPWW Survivor (except for DAMN iNATOR when he's on time out)

[Helmsphere]

I'll take Cash Wheeler and Tay Conti.

Taking Cash reminds me of the one time I was going to Vegas to make a movie, and my best friend in the entire world Ultra Mantis didn't believe it was going to be my big break.

[rez]

Thunder Rosa/Trent?

[Ultra Mantis]

Originally Posted by Helmsphere I'll take Cash Wheeler and Tay Conti. Taking Cash reminds me of the one time I was going to Vegas to make a movie, and my best friend in the entire world Ultra Mantis didn't believe it was going to be my big break.

I apologised for this profusely and walked all the way back to our shared apartment in central NY from the George Washington Bridge after you kicked me out of the car. In my defence I was just really excited to go to Vegas due to my severe gambling addiction. I was also maybe a little insensitive due to my severe painkiller addiction. Not to mention the coffee addiction and reliance on cutting sarcasm to mask my insecurities (regarding my addiction addiction). Dark days, my friend. Still though, the fuck even is a hand twin?

[Helmsphere]

I understand my friend. I would share my Thanksgiving food with you, but I don't share food.

[Ultra Mantis]

Ward low
Billy the Gunn

[Bad News Gertner]

Let's go whores! Need more entries!

[Helmsphere]

If more people sign up, my best friend in the entire world Ultra Mantis will lock himself in a box to prove his friendship to me.

[rez]

Yeah..more peeps need to def sign up. I wasn't super serious about my picks but I like them.

[poopfromweiner dude]

I'd love to play. It's great to have a clean and fair environment for games and contests back on TPWW. Not when that clownshow Poit as running things...

[poopfromweiner dude]

put me down for johhny moxley and jack evans

[Sixx]

Eddie Kingston and Nick Jackson.

[Sixx]

Originally Posted by Conspiracy Victim Vito Orange Cassidy Jungle Boy

Don't know how to embed on this phone, so just find "Tarzan Boy - Tarzan" on youtu.be and this is your theme song.

[poopfromweiner dude]

what the hell

[Ultra Mantis]

Spoiler in the title, but It's ok, Jack Evans has got this.

[Ultra Mantis]

Originally Posted by Helmsphere If more people sign up, my best friend in the entire world Ultra Mantis will lock himself in a box to prove his friendship to me.

I have been in the box for three days now, please can I get out? I have multiple missed calls from my job, which you definitely know all about as we are best friends.

[Bad News Gertner]

I think I won

[Ultra Mantis]

There no way Billy Gunn is out of this yet. I'll update it later.

[Ultra Mantis]

Not even halfway yet, only nerf has been eliminated via completely legitimate and unbiased means.

[rez]

Damnit
Trent out on injury

[poopfromweiner dude]

Originally Posted by Ultra Mantis Not even halfway yet, only nerf has been eliminated via completely legitimate and unbiased means.

the honest gamemaster got me again

I may have come in last but at least this contest is honest and fair, unlike when Poit ran the games around here

[Helmsphere]

Well I'm out. It's what I get for going with someone who had the same last name as someone I slept with.

Who am I kidding. I don't remember there names.

[Bad News Gertner]

Conti and Kingston both gone

[Bad News Gertner]

And Brian Cage!

[Evil Vito]

Thanks Marko for eating the pin for Jungle Boy!

[Sixx]

Originally Posted by Lord Gertner of TPWW Conti and Kingston both gone

Shit, I just realized Kingston was mine.

[Bad News Gertner]

Pretty sure I won after tonight