Chris Benoit found dead (From WWE.com)

[KingofOldSchool]

Originally Posted by Arnold HamNegger Have you ever tried calling 911? They could have died while he was waiting for a response. Maybe after waiting on hold for 2 days straight, Benoit became delirious and sent 5 text messages with his address to the wrong people. (After 48 hours on hold, Benoit grabs Nancy's phone and dials 911.) Operator: "Hello, 911." Benoit: "Yes, my address is...." Operator: "Sorry sir, but we already have you on hold." (Click) Benoit: " DAMNIT!!!!" :foc:

*Benoit calls 911*

Operater: "911, what's your emergency."

Benoit: "My wife and kid is de.."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir please hold on for a minute, we're taking these calls in order of importance."

Benoit: "But my wife and kid are DEAD!"

Operator: "You're not Paris Hilton are you?"

Benoit: "What the hell?!?! My name is Chris Benoit."

Operator: "Who?"

Benoit: "I'm a wrestler fo..."

Operator: "I'm sorry Mr. Beknot, we're dealing with a major emergency right now. Paris Hilton just called us saying that she wrecked her car and broke her nail in three places. We have to tend to her first."

*Operator hangs up*

*Benoit hangs himself*