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**M-A-G** · 09-18-2021, 02:23 PM

Superstars: September 27, 2040

It's gauntlet night!!! We've got ourselves a series of tag team matches with the final team standing being awarded the WWE Unified Tag Team Titles! Let's get right to it!

Opening Match: The British Infection vs. The Agents of Change
Oof, bad draw for these guys. And to think Lisa Benton was nice enough to just let in the Agents of Change at the last minute on Raw. Good way to start things out as these guys set the tone for the rest of the night. Corey is left alone with the faces and falls victim to the Queen's English and the Brits stay in it. ****1/2, 92% overall.

Second Match: The British Infection vs. Galino & Farnes
Not much of a better draw for the crack legal team here. Luscious accompanies her boys as they're looking to add some more gold to their collection. More good shit as the heels have really found their place as goons for Hotbody when not too long ago they were just another team. Luscious makes with the distraction by attacking Fantasee and the heels are able to hit Adrian with SERIOUS INQUIRIES!!! to give them the win and to send them into the next round. ****1/2, 92% overall.

Third Match: Galino & Farnes vs. The Wasteland
Let's see if things fare better for the faces here. A much better match than the first two. Things are still not in the favor of the Wasteland here as Luscious slides Jimmy the GAVEL OF DOOM behind the ref's back and he brings it down on the skull of Duke. A three count later and the heels are going to the next round. *****, 95% overall.

Fourth Match: Galino & Farnes vs. The Play Pals
The streak for the heels might be in jeopardy here. Indeed that is the case as fatigue might be getting the best of them. Jimmy tries the GAVEL OF DOOM once again but Jordan Demiras and Martyn LaSalle come out and surround Luscious. That's enough to give Jimmy pause and that allows Gavin to schoolboy him for the pin and to send the Play Pals to the next round. Demiras and LaSalle chase off the heels. ****1/2, 93% overall.

Fifth Match: The Play Pals vs. The Royal Effect
Well lookee here. More of an all out brawl than an organized match as things seem to be reaching a boiling point between these guys. That blow off needs to happen soon. Certainly not tonight as the referee loses all control and ends up counting both teams out to eliminate them both. *****, 99% overall. Will we eventually see a 100% rating???

Sixth Match: The Love Connection vs. The Academy
No time to ponder that right now. The Love Connection is the new team name for Caleb Greene and Stanley Coleman. I figure since they're under the watch of someone named Aphrodite they should have some sort of name befitting of that. The Academy don't have Brooke with them. Things must have been way more heated on Raw than we imagined. Pretty basic here in order to calm the crowd down after the mess we just witnessed. With no help on their side, the Academy has to take matters into their own hands and Coleman suffers the Today's Lesson from Randy Ellis to give the Academy the win. ****1/2, 93% overall.

Seventh Match: The Academy vs. The Dillingers
The Dillingers are full of fire here. Ronnie Costello eventually comes out to be in the corner of the Academy. Still no Brooke. Pretty extended affair here as these guys work awesome together. Ronnie tries his hand at helping when Joey has Justin in trouble but that classic heel miscommunication bug kicks in and Ronnie ends up KO-ing Justin leading Joey to come off the top with the Dillinger Escape Plan for the pin. Things are not well in Camp Brooke. *****, 96% overall.

Eighth Match: The Dillingers vs. The Future Foundation
The champions with one hell of a draw here. They might come out of this well enough after all. The Dillingers are hella fatigued despite the one match. It's a hard fought affair but Julian Merrick resorts to some classic pulling of the tights on Joey to score the pin and send them into the next round. *****, 94% overall.

Ninth Match: The Future Foundation vs. The Wyldhearts
The Wyldhearts with an even better draw and that puts them in prime position to win the whole thing as the Dillingers took a lot out of the champions. It's a pretty heated affair with the faces coming so close more often than not. Vivian Merrick ultimately proves to the be difference maker as the grabs Blaine's leg to stop the Wyldhearts from hitting the Heartstopper on Rick Hilton. That leads to Rick low blowing Robbie Greer as Julian takes out Blaine and Robbie falls victim to the Check Out Time and that gives the Future Foundation the win! They managed to retain and survive the night!!! *****, 95% overall.

Well that looks to be it as the the Future Foundation celebr....HOLD THE PHONE!!! Lisa Benton comes out to the stage to tell us that all of the celebratory shenanigans need to be put on the backburner for right now. The Future Foundation isn't done yet. Lisa reminds us that back on Raw she said that all of the spots hadn't been filled yet. So that leaves us with just one more team that barely made the cut at the wire. So with that said, let's bring out the final team.

The music of Paul Andrews hits and he makes his way out with a smile on his face. He rubs his hands with glee as he looks out to the crowd and to the Future Foundation in the ring. He turns to the entrance and HOLY SHIT!!!!! IT'S ADAM HAIL!!! This King of the Ring winner hasn't been in the WWE for years!!! He's also been a tag team champion, too!!! Is this the big thing that Paul Andrews has been alluding to these past few wee...HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING SHIT!!! IT'S SIMON BENNETT!!! He's also a King of the Ring winner and won the tag team titles with Adam Hail! A former Unified World and Intercontinental Champion, too! This is one hell of a coup for Paul Andrews!!! AND THEY'RE MAKING THEIR WAY TO THE RING!!!

Final Match: The Future Foundation vs. Adam Hail and Simon Bennett
The Future Foundation are just as shocked and awestruck as the rest of us as the bell rings! Hail and Bennett just annihilate the champions here. Bennett traps Rick Hilton in the Bennett Lock while Adam Hail sends Julian Merrick into his sister and knocks him down setting him up for the Hail Storm off the top rope!!! 1....2....3!!! WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!! WTF?!?!? ****1/2, 92% overall.

Overall show rating: 92%

09-18-2021, 02:23 PM	#11
M-A-G Higher. Further. Faster. Posts: 20,876	Superstars: September 27, 2040 It's gauntlet night!!! We've got ourselves a series of tag team matches with the final team standing being awarded the WWE Unified Tag Team Titles! Let's get right to it! Opening Match: The British Infection vs. The Agents of Change Oof, bad draw for these guys. And to think Lisa Benton was nice enough to just let in the Agents of Change at the last minute on Raw. Good way to start things out as these guys set the tone for the rest of the night. Corey is left alone with the faces and falls victim to the Queen's English and the Brits stay in it. **1/2, 92% overall. Second Match: The British Infection vs. Galino & Farnes Not much of a better draw for the crack legal team here. Luscious accompanies her boys as they're looking to add some more gold to their collection. More good shit as the heels have really found their place as goons for Hotbody when not too long ago they were just another team. Luscious makes with the distraction by attacking Fantasee and the heels are able to hit Adrian with SERIOUS INQUIRIES!!! to give them the win and to send them into the next round. 1/2, 92% overall. Third Match: Galino & Farnes vs. The Wasteland Let's see if things fare better for the faces here. A much better match than the first two. Things are still not in the favor of the Wasteland here as Luscious slides Jimmy the GAVEL OF DOOM behind the ref's back and he brings it down on the skull of Duke. A three count later and the heels are going to the next round. *, 95% overall. Fourth Match: Galino & Farnes vs. The Play Pals The streak for the heels might be in jeopardy here. Indeed that is the case as fatigue might be getting the best of them. Jimmy tries the GAVEL OF DOOM once again but Jordan Demiras and Martyn LaSalle come out and surround Luscious. That's enough to give Jimmy pause and that allows Gavin to schoolboy him for the pin and to send the Play Pals to the next round. Demiras and LaSalle chase off the heels. 1/2, 93% overall. Fifth Match: The Play Pals vs. The Royal Effect Well lookee here. More of an all out brawl than an organized match as things seem to be reaching a boiling point between these guys. That blow off needs to happen soon. Certainly not tonight as the referee loses all control and ends up counting both teams out to eliminate them both. *, 99% overall. Will we eventually see a 100% rating??? Sixth Match: The Love Connection vs. The Academy No time to ponder that right now. The Love Connection is the new team name for Caleb Greene and Stanley Coleman. I figure since they're under the watch of someone named Aphrodite they should have some sort of name befitting of that. The Academy don't have Brooke with them. Things must have been way more heated on Raw than we imagined. Pretty basic here in order to calm the crowd down after the mess we just witnessed. With no help on their side, the Academy has to take matters into their own hands and Coleman suffers the Today's Lesson from Randy Ellis to give the Academy the win. 1/2, 93% overall. Seventh Match: The Academy vs. The Dillingers The Dillingers are full of fire here. Ronnie Costello eventually comes out to be in the corner of the Academy. Still no Brooke. Pretty extended affair here as these guys work awesome together. Ronnie tries his hand at helping when Joey has Justin in trouble but that classic heel miscommunication bug kicks in and Ronnie ends up KO-ing Justin leading Joey to come off the top with the Dillinger Escape Plan for the pin. Things are not well in Camp Brooke. *, 96% overall. Eighth Match: The Dillingers vs. The Future Foundation The champions with one hell of a draw here. They might come out of this well enough after all. The Dillingers are hella fatigued despite the one match. It's a hard fought affair but Julian Merrick resorts to some classic pulling of the tights on Joey to score the pin and send them into the next round. *, 94% overall. Ninth Match: The Future Foundation vs. The Wyldhearts The Wyldhearts with an even better draw and that puts them in prime position to win the whole thing as the Dillingers took a lot out of the champions. It's a pretty heated affair with the faces coming so close more often than not. Vivian Merrick ultimately proves to the be difference maker as the grabs Blaine's leg to stop the Wyldhearts from hitting the Heartstopper on Rick Hilton. That leads to Rick low blowing Robbie Greer as Julian takes out Blaine and Robbie falls victim to the Check Out Time and that gives the Future Foundation the win! They managed to retain and survive the night!!! *, 95% overall. Well that looks to be it as the the Future Foundation celebr....HOLD THE PHONE!!! Lisa Benton comes out to the stage to tell us that all of the celebratory shenanigans need to be put on the backburner for right now. The Future Foundation isn't done yet. Lisa reminds us that back on Raw she said that all of the spots hadn't been filled yet. So that leaves us with just one more team that barely made the cut at the wire. So with that said, let's bring out the final team. The music of Paul Andrews hits and he makes his way out with a smile on his face. He rubs his hands with glee as he looks out to the crowd and to the Future Foundation in the ring. He turns to the entrance and HOLY SHIT!!!!! IT'S ADAM HAIL!!! This King of the Ring winner hasn't been in the WWE for years!!! He's also been a tag team champion, too!!! Is this the big thing that Paul Andrews has been alluding to these past few wee...HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING SHIT!!! IT'S SIMON BENNETT!!! He's also a King of the Ring winner and won the tag team titles with Adam Hail! A former Unified World and Intercontinental Champion, too! This is one hell of a coup for Paul Andrews!!! AND THEY'RE MAKING THEIR WAY TO THE RING!!! Final Match: The Future Foundation vs. Adam Hail and Simon Bennett The Future Foundation are just as shocked and awestruck as the rest of us as the bell rings! Hail and Bennett just annihilate the champions here. Bennett traps Rick Hilton in the Bennett Lock while Adam Hail sends Julian Merrick into his sister and knocks him down setting him up for the Hail Storm off the top rope!!! 1....2....3!!! WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!! WTF?!?!? **1/2, 92% overall. Overall show rating: 92%