Noid's WrestleMania card

**Mr. Nerfect** · 01-26-2012, 02:19 AM

Tell me what you think. My aim was to actually make one that's realistic, features all the top stars in the WWE, and had a ten match limit and at least one notable waste of time "comedy" segment:

The Main Event
John Cena vs. The Rock

-Already confirmed. Cena wins when he makes The Rock tap-out, and then The Undertaker does an entrance to establish Cena vs. Taker as the main event for WrestleMania XXIX.

WWE Championship
CM Punk (c) vs. Chris Jericho

-Jericho wins the Royal Rumble and confirms that he'll be facing CM Punk for the WWE Title. The two have the fantastic match people think they will, and Jericho cheats (despite not being a decided heel) and wins the WWE Title -- just to break that curse the Royal Rumble Winners have had recently. But Jericho's reign is short-lived as the Money in the Bank Winner from earlier in the night cashes in and becomes the new WWE Champion.

Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Wade Barrett vs. Randy Orton

-Daniel Bryan successfully retains the World Heavyweight Title against Big Show and Mark Henry at the Rumble, and then heads into the Elimination Chamber as World Heavyweight Champion. He wants the night off, but Teddy Long gives him Randy Orton (who comes so close to winning the Rumble, only to be eliminated by Wade Barrett -- who had previously been eliminated by Orton). Wade Barrett wins the Elimination Chamber to decide the #1 Contender for the World Heavyweight Title, and then makes his presence felt in the WHC match by helping Bryan retain. Bryan vs. Barrett is confirmed, but Orton finds his way into the match, and wins the WHC here on his birthday.

Special Guest Referee: Shawn Michaels
The Undertaker vs. Triple H

-HBK is appointed the official in The Undertaker and Triple H's third WrestleMania match by Stephanie McMahon, and things seem stacked against The Dead Man. He manages to win with a Tombstone, and Michaels has to count down his best friend's shoulders in a match that means everything to him.

Special Attraction
Big Show vs. Shaquille O'Neal

Could be some interesting publicity for the WWE. I think Shaq is a big enough wrestling fan to agree to actually put Big Show over here, although he puts up a great fight. The two could even become buddies and get a token WWE Tag Team Championship reign if Shaq agrees to a few appearances.

Hardcore Match
Mick Foley vs. Dolph Ziggler

-I see John Laurinaitis losing control of RAW very soon, and Mick Foley being given a shot at RAW General Manager. It would flip the dynamic of the authority figure vs. active wrestler if Ziggler were a heel having issues with Foley. The two lock themselves for a match at WrestleMania to "see what Dolph is really made of." Ziggler agrees, but he wants a condition -- if he wins, then Foley steps down as RAW General Manager and Vickie Guerrero gets the position. Ziggler wins, to solidify his rising star, and Foley indeed steps down, as part of his word, and Vickie takes over RAW duties and immediately throws Ziggler into the WWE Title picture -- joining CM Punk, Chris Jericho, John Cena and the Money in the Bank Winner.

Big Red vs. Great White
Kane vs. Sheamus

-Sheamus initially got over as the babyface who stands up to guys no one else wants to. Kane will make the WrestleMania card, and I can't think of too many guys that could tell a good story with him. Sheamus goes over cleanly here and cements himself as a super bad-ass.

WWE Intercontinental Championship and WWE United States Championship
Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Zack Ryder

-Rhodes and Ryder will both be on the WrestleMania card. Rhodes wins here, even if there is a temptation to put the likeable Ryder over. Eve Torres gets a WrestleMania pay-day by looking sexy in Ryder's corner.

Divas Tag Team Match
Pin-Up Strong vs. LayCool

-This seems like a perfect fit. PUS hate Barbie dolls, while LayCool were the ultimate Barbies. They've been gone long enough that Layla & Michelle McCool could get a face pop upon returning. LayCool win here, and Phoenix & Natalya come to words and start brawling -- dismantling Pin-Up Strong before Kharma returns (and every girl is a target).

Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Alberto Del Rio vs. Christian vs. Jack Swagger vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Mark Henry vs. The Miz vs. R-Truth vs. Rey Mysterio

-If he's not medically cleared, Rey Mysterio could easily be replaced by someone like Ted DiBiase or even Justin Gabriel or Santino Marella. My heart would want to see Christian win this match, but I think the WWE would rather perpetuate a guy that can make the WWE a lot of money in The Miz -- who cashes in later in the evening an re-interjects himself into the WWE Title picture with a second reign. At Extreme Rules, The Miz is forced to defend against Chris Jericho, CM Punk, John Cena and Dolph Ziggler in some sort of gimmick match. It also gives The Miz a 4-0 WrestleMania record, which I think could come into play the following year, when The Miz vows to repeat his MITB win and cash-in the same night again -- vowing to break The Undertaker's streak if John Cena doesn't do it (I feel that Cena will be the WWE Champion heading into that match).

Special Bonus
Brodus Clay, Snoop Dogg, Mike Tyson, William Regal, Santino Marella, Booker T, Hornswoggle, Primo, Epico and the Divas get funky

-A comedy segment (possibly broken up during the evening) where Brodus Clay (winner of the pre-show Battle Royal, by the way) joins Snoop Dogg on-stage with the Divas, with the old Santino/Snoop Dogg rivalry coming into play. Regal does some awesome WrestleMania dancing as well. And Hornswoggle just shows up because he can. Primo and Epico do their little dance bit with Rosa Mendes (getting the Tag Team Champions on the show), and Mike Tyson (celebrity inductee this year perhaps?) dances, gets a snicker from someone, and knocks them out. Could even be David Otunga trying to put a stop to the fun.

01-26-2012, 02:19 AM	#1
Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,567	Noid's WrestleMania card Tell me what you think. My aim was to actually make one that's realistic, features all the top stars in the WWE, and had a ten match limit and at least one notable waste of time "comedy" segment: The Main Event John Cena vs. The Rock -Already confirmed. Cena wins when he makes The Rock tap-out, and then The Undertaker does an entrance to establish Cena vs. Taker as the main event for WrestleMania XXIX. WWE Championship CM Punk (c) vs. Chris Jericho -Jericho wins the Royal Rumble and confirms that he'll be facing CM Punk for the WWE Title. The two have the fantastic match people think they will, and Jericho cheats (despite not being a decided heel) and wins the WWE Title -- just to break that curse the Royal Rumble Winners have had recently. But Jericho's reign is short-lived as the Money in the Bank Winner from earlier in the night cashes in and becomes the new WWE Champion. Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Wade Barrett vs. Randy Orton -Daniel Bryan successfully retains the World Heavyweight Title against Big Show and Mark Henry at the Rumble, and then heads into the Elimination Chamber as World Heavyweight Champion. He wants the night off, but Teddy Long gives him Randy Orton (who comes so close to winning the Rumble, only to be eliminated by Wade Barrett -- who had previously been eliminated by Orton). Wade Barrett wins the Elimination Chamber to decide the #1 Contender for the World Heavyweight Title, and then makes his presence felt in the WHC match by helping Bryan retain. Bryan vs. Barrett is confirmed, but Orton finds his way into the match, and wins the WHC here on his birthday. Special Guest Referee: Shawn Michaels The Undertaker vs. Triple H -HBK is appointed the official in The Undertaker and Triple H's third WrestleMania match by Stephanie McMahon, and things seem stacked against The Dead Man. He manages to win with a Tombstone, and Michaels has to count down his best friend's shoulders in a match that means everything to him. Special Attraction Big Show vs. Shaquille O'Neal Could be some interesting publicity for the WWE. I think Shaq is a big enough wrestling fan to agree to actually put Big Show over here, although he puts up a great fight. The two could even become buddies and get a token WWE Tag Team Championship reign if Shaq agrees to a few appearances. Hardcore Match Mick Foley vs. Dolph Ziggler -I see John Laurinaitis losing control of RAW very soon, and Mick Foley being given a shot at RAW General Manager. It would flip the dynamic of the authority figure vs. active wrestler if Ziggler were a heel having issues with Foley. The two lock themselves for a match at WrestleMania to "see what Dolph is really made of." Ziggler agrees, but he wants a condition -- if he wins, then Foley steps down as RAW General Manager and Vickie Guerrero gets the position. Ziggler wins, to solidify his rising star, and Foley indeed steps down, as part of his word, and Vickie takes over RAW duties and immediately throws Ziggler into the WWE Title picture -- joining CM Punk, Chris Jericho, John Cena and the Money in the Bank Winner. Big Red vs. Great White Kane vs. Sheamus -Sheamus initially got over as the babyface who stands up to guys no one else wants to. Kane will make the WrestleMania card, and I can't think of too many guys that could tell a good story with him. Sheamus goes over cleanly here and cements himself as a super bad-ass. WWE Intercontinental Championship and WWE United States Championship Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Zack Ryder -Rhodes and Ryder will both be on the WrestleMania card. Rhodes wins here, even if there is a temptation to put the likeable Ryder over. Eve Torres gets a WrestleMania pay-day by looking sexy in Ryder's corner. Divas Tag Team Match Pin-Up Strong vs. LayCool -This seems like a perfect fit. PUS hate Barbie dolls, while LayCool were the ultimate Barbies. They've been gone long enough that Layla & Michelle McCool could get a face pop upon returning. LayCool win here, and Phoenix & Natalya come to words and start brawling -- dismantling Pin-Up Strong before Kharma returns (and every girl is a target). Money in the Bank Ladder Match Alberto Del Rio vs. Christian vs. Jack Swagger vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Mark Henry vs. The Miz vs. R-Truth vs. Rey Mysterio -If he's not medically cleared, Rey Mysterio could easily be replaced by someone like Ted DiBiase or even Justin Gabriel or Santino Marella. My heart would want to see Christian win this match, but I think the WWE would rather perpetuate a guy that can make the WWE a lot of money in The Miz -- who cashes in later in the evening an re-interjects himself into the WWE Title picture with a second reign. At Extreme Rules, The Miz is forced to defend against Chris Jericho, CM Punk, John Cena and Dolph Ziggler in some sort of gimmick match. It also gives The Miz a 4-0 WrestleMania record, which I think could come into play the following year, when The Miz vows to repeat his MITB win and cash-in the same night again -- vowing to break The Undertaker's streak if John Cena doesn't do it (I feel that Cena will be the WWE Champion heading into that match). Special Bonus Brodus Clay, Snoop Dogg, Mike Tyson, William Regal, Santino Marella, Booker T, Hornswoggle, Primo, Epico and the Divas get funky -A comedy segment (possibly broken up during the evening) where Brodus Clay (winner of the pre-show Battle Royal, by the way) joins Snoop Dogg on-stage with the Divas, with the old Santino/Snoop Dogg rivalry coming into play. Regal does some awesome WrestleMania dancing as well. And Hornswoggle just shows up because he can. Primo and Epico do their little dance bit with Rosa Mendes (getting the Tag Team Champions on the show), and Mike Tyson (celebrity inductee this year perhaps?) dances, gets a snicker from someone, and knocks them out. Could even be David Otunga trying to put a stop to the fun.