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Post an angle and I'll tell you why it's stupid
Doesn't have to be an actual angle used in the past.
GO. It's time to make TPWW MEAT again! Quote:
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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Stone Cold getting run over.
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Nobody went to jail. In real life if someone commits assault or attempted vehicular manslaughter, someone goes to fucking jail. Settling it in a match is not an option the judge usually gives you, if it was everyone would fucking settle their disputes in triple cage matches.
Plus, are we really supposed to believe that a paltry car could put Steve Austin out of commission? |
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...But...Rikishi did it for The Rock... ...he did it... ...for the people...
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Over Like Rover
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Triple H and Eve Torres become involved in relationship and Stephanie files for divorce.
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It's stupid because it leads to the exit of one of the most controversial and talented wrestlers in the WWE. It's even more stupid because it'd lead directly to a match between Stephanie and Eva and everyone knows that women make poor athletes.
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Daddy's Home
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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I'm Brllnt!
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He's Here
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The Miz beats John Cena in a Loser Leaves WWE match.
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No legitimate sport in the world would allow a stipulation like that to pass. Can you imagine the New Orleans Saints VS. The Minnesota Vikings in a "Loser Leaves the NFL" Match? Management would not allow it. Most personal stipulations are ridiculous and have no place in the real world.
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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Rany Orton's reason for kickin people's heads
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If Randy Orton had a mental disorder that prevented him from controlling his violent impulses he would be deemed unfit to compete by the State Athletics Commission or whatever ruling body is in place in whatever state or country they compete in. It's unthinkable that Randy Orton, in his current mental state, would be allowed on a plane much less a wrestling ring for a multi-billion dollar organization.
In light of the Benoit incident, I would imagine that they'd publicly place him in rehab and pay for thousands of dollars worth of physical and mental therapy to help him overcome his disorder. They'd probably investigate his medical record to see if past concussions contributed to the disorder and enact vast sweeping changes to how the sport is played. |
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I'm Brllnt!
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The Boogeyman returns as the general manager of Raw.
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The General Manager's job is not a glamorous job by an means, he or she must hire wrestlers, negotiate contracts, oversee a massive budget, scout future talent as well as ensure that each show goes off without a hitch. That means, basically, that he has to understand the science of management, accounting and basic contracts in addition to being passionate about the business he is working in. What are Boogeyman's qualifications for this? What has Boogeyman done in his life to prepare him for the overwhelming job of a General Manager?
I mean, at least Vickie Guerrero organized the funeral of her husband and later ran his estate as only a loving and dignified widow could. Teddy Long's experience as a manager and behind-the-scenes guy speaks well for his own tenure as GM and Vince McMahon's business credentials are impeccable (minus a few controversial moments in the public eye). While having a mouth full of worms and intimidating others might serve a General Manager well here and there, let's be honest, a General Manager has to be capable of a wide range of management techniques as well as being approachable by his or her underlings. Unless Boogeyman has a Masters in Business Management and at least 5 years running a successful business he can suck a cock. |
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THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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Cranky Kong
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So you're basically saying that wrestling is stupid because it's not real.
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Cranky Kong
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Wraith
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The McMahon/Gowen feud
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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Vince in an act of genius brings back the KISS Demon and 4X4 and/ or SWOLL to have a "battle of the bands" match at Wrestlemania (of course Master P and KISS will be paid exuberant ammounts on money to lip lynch songs on the grandest stage of them al)l
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This isn't really an angle...
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You know what happens when arrogant billionaires piss off disabled people? They get sued. Like 50 million dollar sued. Ironically, (possibly) it'd be like Vince McMahon challenging a one-legged man to an ass-kicking contest and losing.
Also, I've been to the Titan Towers and it's not wheel-chair accessible. |
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it's really real meat
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90 degree angles always pissed me off. obtuse is where it's at
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~Stay thirsty my friends~
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Vince McMahon is revealed to be the dreaded evil mastermind better known as the "Higher Power"
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I'll go into this in greater detail at a later date but, let's get the basics covered, shall we? Vince McMahon was feuding with Steve Austin for a little over a year going into Wrestlemania XV, he had his Corporate Champion The Rock, a thriving wrestling business and 100% control of his company. That wasn't enough apparently. Apparently Vince McMahon wanted to "destroy" Steve Austin, a man who had revived his ailing company and allowed him to buy a fleet of yachts filled with underage boys plucked gently from their homes in the Caribbean (Carlito was one of those little boys). Despite the fact that business was booming Vince let his hatred of Steve Austin get the better of him, and since The Rock had the world title he had to figure out a way to destroy Austin that didn't involve the title...err...so he devised the most convoluted and pointless scheme in recent history to accomplish his nefarious goal. Step 1: Hire a bunch of goth people and the Undertaker to kidnap, harass and terrify your daughter on a weekly basis. Never press charges. It's okay to keep paying them and providing them travel to all of your venues. Step 2: Have your son kick you out of your private club and publicly diss you. Step 3. Allow your son to first cost your most popular and talented wrestler (aside from Austin) the title, then kick him out of your club and make sure he's super-pissed. Step 4: Pointlessly and shamelessly abuse your daughter via attempted human sacrifice, when arch-enemy Steve Austin appears to save the day, do absolutely nothing. Step 5: Have your son combine your goth club and your private club and declare war on you. Step 6: Finally get revenge on Austin by costing him the title against the Undertaker. Your evil plan has been a rousing success...wait, what? You're not done? Step 7: Make the Undertaker talk about how awesome you are and that he totally works for you but, make him call you a nickname so nobody knows it's you. Make sure nobody knows that you're the guy they're talking about. Step 8: Immediately reveal yourself to Austin the first chance you get. Step 9: Reveal yourself to everyone else a little while later. Wait, seriously? Here's the quote from Wikipedia: Seriously. Apparently Step 10 is "Destroy everything you ever worked for and give your company to your ach-nemesis because you suck at life" |
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Vince McMahon is the evil boss
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▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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Seriously... WE DO NOT NEED AN ANSWER. But this needs in here.
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I am the cheese
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randy orton and john cena have a best of series to decide which is better once and for all.
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A Property of Matter
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Brock Lesnar comes back to wrestle full time.
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I'm Brllnt!
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I got 2
1: The Invasion angle 2: The Katie Vick angle |
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James Steele's Lackey
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How bout some jack ass sits in a ring and explains why every wrestling angle is stupid?
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He's Here
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He's a dhellova guy.
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President of Freedonia
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The NXT Season 2 guys invade SmackDown after this season ends and effectively becomes the SmackDown branch of the Nexus
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Grim Fandango
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Perry Saturn falls in love with Moppy.
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