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Cranky Kong
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Book a current feud that could feasibly make me care about The Big Show.
I'm guessing that it's pretty impossible.
I don't have anything against the guy, but I really don't think there's anything left that anyone would like to see from him. |
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shisen sucks all the cock
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You cant. No mystique left. Dude has layed down for everyone. He can't even give an up and comer a rub. Retirement angle maybe
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Quality Meme Producer
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I was just watching Judgment Day 2000 last night and felt that Big Show/Shane should rekindle their feud for a one-off at WrestleMania 32.
It would tie in to Big Show getting the "retire" chants and all, what those fartknockers forget to remember is that Shane and Big Show had one of the most underrated feuds of their time. That or everything was on fire. Shane could come out and pander to the negative fartlickers and offer to put Show down |
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Cranky Kong
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I don't remember Shane and Big Show feuding at all, and I'm SURE I was watching at the time. What was it about?
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Quality Meme Producer
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After the WM2000 main event when Show was jobbed out first, Shane was his "McMahon" and he put down Show with insults until Big Show became sick of it and they had a match where Shane dropped an amp on Show and shattered his head with a cinderblock.
Plus other assorted crazy shit |
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Cranky Kong
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That does sound kinda cool. Dunno if we could recreated it today.
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Grim Fandango
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Big Show reveals he is the worlds largest Fandango fan, starts wearing elaborate Fandango cosplay and goes around punching everyone in the mouth for mocking his fandom. Fandango and Big Show never meet on camera until WrestleMania, where they close the show, dancing in celebration of Fandango's WWE title victory.
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Reigning Tipsters Champ!
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A Diesel/HBK type thing where he becomes bodyguard of a cocky Dolph. A slow build to a turn and a one off PPV match to put him over. Thats about it
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#9 |
President of Freedonia
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I respect the hell out of Big Show. 20 years in the business, first-ballot HOFer for sure. But like ABT, I just can't get into anything he does. His character has altered between face and heel so many times that it's impossible to get invested in his character at all. And he's feuded with just about everybody he can.
Maybe he'll take the "please retire" chants to heart soon enough. I don't think too many people actively hate the Big Show...we're just bored of him beyond words. |
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Tongue my Fartbox
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President of Freedonia
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Oh, Big Show is signed until 2018 apparently.
Fuck me... |
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Gotta be a retirement angle. Just take what the fans want and make an angle out of it. Gets the fans involved and gives him a decent send off.
Giving Ryback the match would've made sense had they not continually given away the match for free. Other than Ryback, not sure who on the current roster would work as an opponent to retire him. Unless, of course they decide to do it as Survivor Series. Give the event something significant to look back on. |
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Inno Knows.
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Big Show declares that it is his intent to win the WWE World Heavyweight Title before he retires, but to do that he is going to defeat EVERY superstar on the roster to prove that no one can beat him/retire him, but he'll retire and give into the fans if one person can beat him. Once a show he wrestles the next guy until the big PPV where it's Show vs. the Champ.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Fuckin chokeslams for everyone |
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President of Freedonia
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Hate how Ryback harmlessly kicked out of the Chokeslam like it was a basic Scoop Slam or some shit. One of my biggest wrestling pet peeves has always been when somebody's old finisher just becomes another move that somehow is no longer strong.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Then I think it's about time people start getting chokeslammed through the damn ring.
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Big Show wrestles Mark Henry and in a spot they bump into each other, knocking both of them down. When Big Show and Mark Henry wake up, Big Show thinks he is Mark Henry and starts to call himself Sexual Chocolate.
Mark Henry on the other hand, thinks he is Big Show! The announcers can talk about how "Their minds mustve switched places!". |
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Even is he's signed long term, move him into the broadcast team. He's excellent on commentary. I remember doing a helluva job putting over Rollins after Survivor Series last year while doing guest commentary.
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( ._.)
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Story: Big show gets very sick and it is announced he has to retire from wrestling. About 4 months after the announcement WWE.com has a video interview with show and he has seemed to have lost 300 pounds due to the sickness, he can no longer walk as well. Outlook is not well, but some how a few weeks later big shows sickness has went away and he is now beginning to use DDP yoga to regain his strength.
Show says he has one more match left in him and promises to win the Andre the giant memorial battle royal for a 2nd time. He comes down to the final 2 but doesn't win, however the fans admire his courage as he waves good bye and retires. Last edited by Big Vic; 10-02-2016 at 11:53 AM. Reason: typo, (again) |
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Cranky Kong
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I'm not really into any of this yet, but I appreciate the effort.
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#21 |
Cranky Kong
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Also, how do you make him lose 300 lbs?
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( ._.)
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Being that it is a story line Vince McMahon would have to force big show on a diet of just water.
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#23 |
Cranky Kong
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Give him a tapeworm or something.
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Good idea, now we're using our noodles.
Last edited by Big Vic; 10-02-2016 at 11:52 AM. Reason: typo |
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( ._.)
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Vince: "Show whats up how's the wife? Look we got an idea for an angle, swallow this tape worm"
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President of Freedonia
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If this were the Attitude Era, they would have Big Show play the World's Largest Cancer Patient or something.
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MVP Mark
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Put him in a tag team with your favorite wrestler.
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#28 |
Cranky Kong
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#29 |
Cranky Kong
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I honestly wouldn't mind a ShowMiz reunion. They were more than tolerable, and they're both doing a bunch of nothing right now.
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Celestia's Left Hand
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But yea Show could still be a somewhat interesting tag-team guy maybe he can join my current fave thing ever The New DAY. Btwcan't we argue the same thing for Mark Henry and yet no one is calling for his retirement?(even though he looks to be winding down on his own) |
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Cranky Kong
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Celestia's Left Hand
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If Henry had retired after the Hall of Pain thing I would've been able to say he went out on a high note.
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If WWE ran my storyline would you root for show in the battle royal?
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President of Freedonia
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If Jericho ever came back for another extended television run (doubtful but you never know) I'd be quite happy just bringing back Jerishow and just letting them be what they were in 2009. Loved that team.
They found a way to make the weekly Raw guest hosts tolerable. |
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#35 |
"Ask him!"
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Big Show continues to job to everyone and their mother. After losing a WWE Championship match to someone like Roman Reigns, Big Show comes out on Raw and retirees from active competition citing the losses, the lack of support from the fans, and a loss of passion for the sport. Big Show disappears for four months.
A recently repackaged Lana starts doing promos that she has managed Rusev and Dolph Ziggler, but she has found her newest client who is going to make a giant impact on the landscape of the WWE. Speculation runs rampant about who she is bringing in, with WWE themselves leaking rumors it will be various people from NXT and the indies. During an 8-man tag team match featuring the top of the main event lineup, including champion Reigns, a video plays on the titan Tron that a giant has awakened. Out comes Big Show, hair grown long, wearing his old Andre style gear. He goes on a rampage, taking out all 8 men in dominating fashion, including power bombs and choke slams. Gone is the stupid ko punch. He finishes by choke slamming Reigns through the ring and holding up the WWE championship. Lana joins his side. He is no longer the big show, but is referred to as the giant. Giant never speaks, but let's his actions and his manager speak for him. He wins the WWE title in dominating fashion and defeats all challengers. He seems to feel no pain. He shrugs off finishing moves and brutally assaults anyone who shows him disrespect. He is feared by all. Lana interrupts matches on Raw and wrestlers and referees literally run from the ring in fear of the giant. Things come to a head when Giant choke slams Stephanie McMahon through a table and then brutally destroys Triple H inside hell in a cell. The Giant's run lasts almost an entire year, leading up to Roman Reigns finally defeating him at Wrestle Mania in the main event after hitting six consecutive Spears. The Giant retirees the following night on Raw. That's all i've got. |
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#36 |
Make the IWC Great Again
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He could still be effective in a tag team with a smaller guy who can work.
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Make the IWC Great Again
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Or he just works Mania and defends the ATGBR trophy. Doesn't lose for 3 to 5 years.
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"Ask him!"
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I should note that the visual transformation is extremely important to pulling this off. His hair should be long and wild and his beard big like Daniel Bryans. He should look like a caveman awakened and have a maniacal stare in his eyes. And he must never speak.
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#39 |
Let me talk to ya
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If Zeb ever came back you could put him with Swagger and have Zeb slap the shit out of him to wake the sleeping giant. They could be a good tag team and once that runs its course have him snap on Zeb after a slap and start a feud with Swagger. Its more to get swagger back in the spotlight than it is Big Show tough.
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King K Cool
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