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Raw: April 9, 2040

We open with the winner of the Beat the Clock challenge and the man who will face Noah Carmichael for the Unified World Title at Backlash, Haven. Before we even hear from him, however, Noah Carmichael himself busts onto the scene and joins Haven in the ring. He asks for everyone's forgiveness but he spent all of last week sitting back watching everyone stumble over themselves and waiting to see who would become the number one contender so he's a little antsy and eager to jump back into the thick of things. He tells Haven that this has been a long time coming between the two of them. From the days of the City Slickers versus the Order, to the merger between the two factions that Carmichael wanted no part of (by the way, how'd that work out for you, Haven), to last year's WrestleMania, to somehow the two of us becoming the tag team champions, and then not too long ago when Haven screwed things up in a match where they were teammates. Carmichael declares that he never swallowed what Haven sells and that hasn't changed. Hike up your big boy pants, Haven, because the only way you're getting to that holy land you're always talking about is through Carmichael.

Haven steps up to Carmichael and tells him that the two of them are in complete agreement on that last point but wants to make it clear that when it comes to Carmichael, it won't be so much a holy land as hell on Earth. "Pray for your soul, Carmichael...I won't." We go to break with the two competitors in a stand-off.

First Match: WWE Cruiserweight Champion Jordan Demiras vs Doug Michaels
Driven DDT by Doug Michaels. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Demiras is down. There's a two count on the pin. Demiras backdrops Doug Michaels out of a piledriver attempt. Demiras hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Driven DDT by Jordan Demiras. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Hooks the leg for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Jordan Demiras. That looked brutal. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Jordan Demiras hits a rolling kick on Michaels. Demiras drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Driven full nelson slam on Demiras. Cover for a two count. Demiras walks into a face-first flapjack. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Bodyslam by Michaels. Demiras gets slammed. Demiras counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Jordan Demiras hits a rolling kick on Michaels. Vicious kick to the teeth from Jordan Demiras. Akira Maeda would be proud. Jordan Demiras floors Doug Michaels...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Axe Kick! Michael Hotbody quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! He heads over to the timekeeper's table and picks up the Cruiserweight championship belt and poses with it and shows it off to the crowd with delight on his face. He proceeds to walk around the ringside area continuing his nonsense and eventually begins to make his way back up the ramp with the belt. Demiras finally notices this and rolls to the outside to give chase. The minute he grabs Hotbody from behind however, Hotbody quickly spins around thrusting the belt into the face of Demiras. He barely seems to register this, however, and still poses and plays to the crowd smiling and continues on his way to the back. The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Hotbody! Good **** rating. 90% overall.

Second Match: Jenna Kyle and Naomi Bailey vs Faith Connors and Phoebe Hanson
Spinning back kick from Jenna Kyle. Big backdrop on Phoebe, executed well. Cover for a two count. Tag between Jenna Kyle and Naomi Bailey. Jenna Kyle scoops up Phoebe. Bailey bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Cover for a two count. Bodyslam by Bailey. Phoebe Hanson takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Big piledriver on Bailey. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Faith Connors. Spine shattering vicious back suplex! Naomi Bailey got absolutely creamed. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Flying elbow from Faith Connors. Bailey blocks a kick from Faith Connors. Fallaway slam by Naomi Bailey. Bailey tags out to Jenna Kyle. Faith takes a headbutt from Jenna Kyle. Tag between Faith Connors and Phoebe Hanson. Second rope flying axe handle, Phoebe goes down. Phoebe Hanson is in trouble. Kyle Driver! 1....2....3. A ****1\2 rating for a great match. 95% overall

Brooke is backstage with Salvatore Scabbia. Brooke talked trash about Kyle Jacobs, continuing the feud with Salvatore Scabbia. They'll be watching his match tonight and also announce that Scabbia wants his Intercontinental Title match at Backlash.

Third Match: Gavin Jones vs Justin Mitchell :
We are informed that The Play Pals, as per the promise of Lisa Benton, will be granted an opportunity at the Unified Tag Team Titles. So at Backlash, the champions, The Future Foundation will defend against The Dillingers, The Academy, and the Play Pals in a Fatal Four Way match. Now onto the match involving two of those men.

Double arm suplex by Justin Mitchell, Jones hits hard. Jones blocks a kick from Justin Mitchell. Mitchell gets slammed. Justin Mitchell charges, Jones moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Springboard dropkick from Gavin Jones. Nicely done. Cover, but there's no one to count for Gavin Jones. Mitchell blocks the suplex attempt. Big dropkick by Justin Mitchell, who got good elevation. Gutwrench into a stomach breaker, Jones may be winded. There's a two count on the pin. Devastating Tiger Driver 91 very nearly crushes the neck of Jones. Misawa is probably laughing with glee at the moment. Pin, but Jones is out just before the three count. Jones kicks Justin Mitchell in the gut to reverse the momentum. Jones crushes Mitchell with a running senton. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Mitchell blocks the suplex attempt. Randy Ellis comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Gavin Jones turns around.... Today's Lesson!!! That shook the ring. The Didact leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Mitchell defeats Jones. The Academy are beating down on Gavin Jones! The music of Michael Haywood hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Mitchell and The Didact bail out of the ring, leaving Gavin Jones down in the ring. Michael Haywood may have saved Gavin Jones from a brutal beating. That was good. **** rating. 88% overall

Fourth Match: Hannah McCormick vs Jamie Roderick
Jamie Roderick scores with a back heel kick on McCormick. McCormick kicks Jamie Roderick in the gut to reverse the momentum. Hannah McCormick scores with a back heel kick on Roderick. Hannah McCormick misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Springboard dropkick from Hannah McCormick. Nicely done. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Roderick backdrops Hannah McCormick out of a piledriver attempt. Roderick uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Roderick crushes McCormick with a running senton. Cover for a two count. Double Arm DDT by Roderick, McCormick got destroyed. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. McCormick blocks the suplex attempt. Vicious lightning kick by McCormick on Roderick. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Jamie Roderick ducks a clothesline attempt. Jamie Roderick has Hannah McCormick down on the canvas. Roderick Legacy!!! Hannah McCormick taps out! A **** rating for a good contest. 90% overall

Martyn LaSalle comes down to the ring to officially announce his match against Quentin McDaniels at Backlash. A deal is a deal, he says, and McDaniels, unfortunately was not the man to win Beat the Clock. Now the two of them get to conclude some unfinished business. But how to conclude it? There are a lot of wonderful choices out there for what kind of match this should be and LaSalle has given it a lot of thought but...

...Oops, no time for that as Quentin McDaniels himself interrupts and comes down to join the festivities. McDaniels asks if during all of that thinking LaSalle did, did it finally dawn on LaSalle that everything that has happened between the two of them is all his fault and that he needs to let it go. So the two of them were teammates and McDaniels decided to throw you out of the Rumble without a second thought; CRY US ANOTHER RIVER! LaSalle should be considered lucky he was even considered to be Quentin's replacement partner that he needs to just give up on all of this. LaSalle interjects and says that it's funny that Quentin should use the term 'give up' because it's quite appropos for the kind of match they're going to have. At Backlash, the two of them will compete IN AN I QUIT MATCH! McDaniels may have betrayed LaSalle, humilated him, and even beat him, but he still hasn't broken him. Who knows? It may turn out to be even more embarrassing than losing in the main event of WrestleMania! This triggers McDaniels to the point of slapping the taste out of LaSalle's mouth and we have a brawl on our hands! McDaniels manages to get the upper hand though after a low blow and dings up LaSalle's arm by ramming into the ringpost. He walks off leaving LaSalle down.

Fifth Match: Seth Von Kamp and the Dillingers vs Moses McKay and the WWE Unified Tag Team Champions The Future Foundation
Standing leg lariat by Seth Von Kamp on McKay. Hard back suplex on McKay. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Tag between Seth Von Kamp and Joey Dillinger. Bodyslam by Joey. Ring-shaking slam on McKay. Hooks the leg for a two count. Joey tags out to Ben Dillinger. The Dillingers whip McKay into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. McKay tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. McKay backdrops Ben Dillinger out of a piledriver attempt. Big backdrop on Dillinger, executed well. McKay tags out to Julian Merrick. Rude Awakening on Ben Dillinger by Merrick. Merrick pulls a jumping piledriver out! Hooks the leg for a close fall. Rude Awakening on Ben Dillinger by Merrick. Tag between Julian Merrick and Rick Hilton. Rick Hilton hits some punches. Rude Awakening on Ben Dillinger by Hilton. Dillinger counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Dillinger tags out to Seth Von Kamp. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Tag between Rick Hilton and Moses McKay. Moses McKay strikes Von Kamp. Seth Von Kamp elbows Moses McKay in the face to break a hammerlock. Seth Von Kamp moves in for the kill. Collapse of Society!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! That was good. **** rating. 88% overall.

Sixth Match: Kyle Jacobs vs Steve Hayes
Brandon Reigns comes down to ringside to observe and his manager, Jake Connelly, joins the announce booth and uses the time to put over Reigns and how the two of them feel that Reigns is owed another chance at the Intercontinental Title. Jacobs bodyslams Steve Hayes. Hayes powers out of a headlock. Dropkick connects, Jacobs goes down. Steve Hayes misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Diamond Dust from Steve Hayes, Jacobs is out. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Jacobs reverses a Steve Hayes hammerlock. Flying shoulder tackle by Jacobs sends Hayes to the mat. Ring-shaking slam on Hayes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Belly to back suicideplex, Hayes got folded up big time. Pin, but Hayes is out just before the three count. Steve Hayes ducks a clothesline attempt. Super frankensteiner on Jacobs, who hit hard. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Jacobs reverses a Steve Hayes hammerlock. Steve Hayes can barely stand. Spinning Fallaway! 1....2....3. A **** rating for a good contest. 89% overall Jacobs and Reigns stare each other down.

A video is played, hyping the upcoming debut of Hugo.

MAIN EVENT: Haven and Ryan Pattillo vs Xavier Cross and Chris Collins
We're told that at Backlash Ryan Pattillo and Chris Collins will have a rematch. Noah Carmichael is in the back watching things unfold. Cross takes a headbutt from Haven. Haven uses a basement dropkick to the knee. There's a two count on the pin. Haven tags out to Ryan Pattillo. Haven \ Pattillo whip Cross into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. There's a two count on the pin. Ryan Pattillo with a spinning neckbreaker on Cross. Pattillo walks into a trip. Super frankensteiner on Pattillo, who hit hard. Cover for a two count. Cross tags out to Chris Collins. Collins crushes Pattillo with a sweet running senton. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Flying elbow from Chris Collins. Pattillo drops out the back of a Chris Collins bodyslam attempt. Hard back suplex on Collins. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Tag to Haven. Haven bodyslams Chris Collins. Collins tags out to Xavier Cross. Running knee lift from Haven. Xavier Cross can barely stand. Sting of Solace!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! A **** rating for a good contest. 89% overall. Haven is gaining some momentum as he looks forward to Backlash.

Overall show rating: 85%

Current card for Backlash:
WWE Unified World Title: Noah Carmichael (c) vs. Haven

WWE Unified Tag Team Title: The Future Foundation (c) vs. The Academy vs. The Play Pals vs. The Dillingers

WWE Cruiserweight Title: Jordan Demiras (c) vs. Michael Hotbody

WWE Intercontinental Title: Kyle Jacobs (c) vs. Salvatore Scabbia

Ryan Pattillo vs. Chris Collins

Quentin McDaniels vs. Martyn LaSalle
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