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Superstars: April 19, 2040

Opening Match: Alexander Piero vs. Jerome McDougal
Magnificen gets slammed. Piero drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Jerome McDougal fires off some right and left hands. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Death valley driver by Jerome McDougal, Alexander Piero got planted. Cover, but there's no one to count for Jerome McDougal. Piero ducks a wild right hand. Fallaway slam by Alexander Piero. Alexander Piero hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Flying clothesline by Piero. Pin, but Magnificen is out just before the three count. Alexander Piero gets taken down out of nowhere. Vicious lightning kick by Magnificen on Piero. Pin, but Piero is out just before the three count. Piero counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Jerome McDougal can barely stand. Flashpoint! 1....2....3. Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3\4 instead. 75% overall.

Ugh, it's going to be one of THOSE shows.

Backstage, Michael Hotbody stumbles upon Aphrodite. Aphrodite warns Hotbody that she can see to it that he loses his title shot at Backlash if he tries anything. Hotbody tries to put her at ease but does want to remind her about how he is all man. Aphrodite questions if that means he's man enough to take on one of her clients tonight. Hotbody agrees...as long as it's not Caleb Greene. It's not, she assures him. It'll be Hotbody vs. Stanley Coleman tonight!

Second Match: The Wolves of Wall Street (Doyle Hughes and Emilio London) vs. The Wyldhearts (Blaine Bellamey and Robbie Greer)
Hughes gets slammed. Blaine Bellamey with a spinning neckbreaker on Hughes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Blaine Bellamey and Robbie Greer. The Wyldhearts hook up Hughes, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Hughes counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Ring-shaking slam on Robbie G.. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Emilio London. Springboard reverse elbow by Emilio London. Excellent move. Pin, but Robbie G. is out just before the three count. Driven DDT by Emilio London. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Robbie Greer avoids a Emilio London avalanche. London takes a flying neckbreaker from Robbie Greer. Robbie G. tags out to Blaine Bellamey. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Blaine Bellamey uses a forearm to the face. Tag between Emilio London and Doyle Hughes. Blaine Bellamey hits a rolling kick on Hughes. Doyle Hughes is all alone...Heartstopper!! 1....2....3! This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout. 81% overall.

HUGO IS COMING!!!

Third Match: Stanley Coleman vs. Michael Hotbody
Standing leg lariat by Michael Hotbody on Cole Train. Hotbody walks into a trip. Standing leg lariat by Stanley Coleman on Hotbody. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Stanley Coleman drills Michael Hotbody with a press slam into a Michinoku Driver. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Hotbody counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Hotbody uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Big piledriver on Cole Train. Cover for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Cole Train goes down. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Cole Train counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Brutal T-Bone suplex by Cole Train, Hotbody got folded in half. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Stanley Coleman misses a clothesline. Stanley Coleman slams Hotbody, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Michael Hotbody doing? Stanley Coleman picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Hotbody up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! Michael Hotbody is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Hotbody had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Stanley Coleman must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! Jordan Demiras comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Hotbody turns...and runs away unscathed. A good *** rating. 76% overall.

Fourth Match: C.J. and Arianna vs. Phoebe Hanson and Tania
Flying elbow from C.J.. Lightning kick by C.J. on Phoebe. Cover for a two count. Tag to Arianna. Arianna \ C.J. whip Phoebe into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Rude Awakening on Phoebe Hanson by Arianna. Hooks the leg for a two count. Phoebe receives some punishment. Phoebe ducks a wild right hand. Springboard dropkick from Phoebe Hanson. Nicely done. Tag to Tania. Arianna tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Arianna walks into a spike slam. Arianna backdrops Tania out of a piledriver attempt. Tag between Arianna and C.J.. Springboard reverse elbow by C.J.. Excellent move. C.J. scores with a killer spinebuster. Pin, but Tania is out just before the three count. C.J. strikes Tania. Tania ducks a clothesline attempt. Tania pulls a picture perfect fallaway slam out of the bag, driving C.J. down to the mat. C.J. is in trouble. Here it comes - Nose Dive. 1....2...3, it's finished. I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. 81% overall.

Backstage, Paul Andrews is with his clients, Mathias and Connor Buchanan. They're part of a big 8-man tag in the main event tonight and are eager to continue the war with Azazel and Orlando Kincaid.

Fifth Match: Hannah McCormick vs. Sarah Moore
Moore walks into a high dropkick from Hannah McCormick. Moore walks into a high dropkick from Hannah McCormick. Hard back suplex on Moore. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Driven DDT by Hannah McCormick. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Sarah Moore powers out of a Hannah McCormick headlock. Flying shoulder tackle by Moore sends McCormick to the mat. McCormick walks into a killer lariat. Cover for a two count. McCormick pushes out of a Sarah Moore hold. Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Cover for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Hannah McCormick. Akira Maeda would be proud. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Sarah Moore reverses a hip toss. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Sarah Moore uses a forearm to the face. Sarah Moore gets taken down out of nowhere. Hard back suplex on Moore. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Sarah Moore hooks up a suplex, but it is blocked. McCormick scores with a low blow, then turns it into a small package! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Sarah Moore got screwed out of the victory! A good *** rating. 78% overall.

Sixth Match: Joey Osbourne vs. El Silencio
Bodyslam by Silencio. El Silencio hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Joey Osbourne reverses a hip toss. Osbourne slams El Silencio. El Silencio takes a butterfly suplex from Osbourne. Cover for a two count. Joey Osbourne scores with a killer spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Fallaway slam by Joey Osbourne. Silencio counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Spinebuster by El Silencio, executed with Arn-esque perfection. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver by El Silencio, Joey Osbourne got planted. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Silencio slams Joey Osbourne down. Belly to belly suplex by Silencio. Joey Osbourne elbows El Silencio in the face to break a hammerlock. Back elbow connects, Silencio staggers backward. Joey Osbourne scores with a killer spinebuster. El Silencio grabs Joey Osbourne from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Osbourne rolls through with the move! He is using the tights for leverage! 1....2...3! The referee didn't see it! *** rating for a good bout. 77% overall.

Backstage, Jake Connelly is with Brandon Reigns and they want to talk about the opportunities that are in front of Reigns at the moment. Reigns has a chance to reclaim the Intercontinental Title at Backlash and at any given moment, he can cash in the Money in the Bank contract and claim the big prize. Hell, Backlash might just be a two-for-one. Just a word of warning.

MAIN EVENT: WWE Unified Tag Team Champions The Future Foundation, Azazel, and Orlando Kincaid vs. The Dillingers, Mathias, and Conner Buchanan
Rick Hilton fires off some right and left hands. Flying shoulder tackle by Hilton sends Dillinger to the mat. Tag between Rick Hilton and Julian Merrick. Merrick bodyslams Ben Dillinger. Dillinger tags out to Mathias. Merrick hits a right hand. Merrick tags out to Azazel. Merrick \ Azazel whip Mathias into the corner. Julian Merrick whips Azazel in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Azazel hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Orlando Kincaid. OK hits a dropkick on Mathias. OK crushes Mathias with a sweet running senton. OK tags out to Rick Hilton. Mathias walks into a face-first flapjack. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Mathias ducks a clothesline attempt. Tag to Conner Buchanan. Hilton gets caught with a short powerbomb from Buchanan. Doctor Bomb, Hilton is hurt. Cover for a two count. Buchanan tags out to Joey Dillinger. Buchanan \ Joey whip Hilton into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Cover for a two count. Merrick gets hit with a running splash mountain out of the corner. Pin, but Merrick is out just before the three count. Merrick blocks the suplex attempt. Julian Merrick with a spinning neckbreaker on Joey. Tag to Orlando Kincaid. Orlando Kincaid hits a bulldog off the ropes. Joey Dillinger powers out of a Orlando Kincaid headlock. Joey tags out to Conner Buchanan. Joey \ Buchanan whip OK into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Conner Buchanan nearly kills OK with a released tiger suplex. Conner Buchanan moves in for the kill. Riki Lariat! 1....2....3. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special. 80% overall.

Overall show rating: 80%. We all have our off days I suppose.
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