Summerslam 2004 Results coming in:
Heat Match: The Amazing Red pinned Rey Mysterio Jr. ****1/2, 76% Overall, Because I'm a nice guy I'm gonna post the rest of the results despite the fact that this is another one of these bullshit shows that doesn't click.
Spanky and Paul London defeated Triple H and Batista to retain the WWE Tag Team Titles. ****, 78% Overall
Big Vito pinned Kurt Angle to retain the WWE Hardcore Title. ****, 78% Overall Why do I even f>ucking bother with this?
Kane, Abyss, and Rhyno defeated The Rock, Rob Van Dam, and The Undertaker. ***1/2, 78% Overall
Shawn Michaels cheated to beat Edge. ****, 81% Overall
Low Ki defeated AJ Styles in a Ladder Match to win the WWE Cruiserweight Title. ****1/2, 83% Overall
Lance Storm pinned Christian to retain the WWE Cruiserweight Title. ****1/2, 81% Overall
John Cena defeated Eddie Guerrero, Brock Lesnar, and Chris Benoit to become the #1 Contender to the WWE Title. ****1/4, 81% Overall
Randy Orton pinned Chris Jericho after Triple H interference to win the WWE Title. ****1/4, 84% Overall
80% Overall, which I guess is still pretty good even for a show that didn't click. But still, if Ryland expects me to believe that there's really a random, 1 in 25 chance of a show not clicking even though it's happened on THREE PPVs this year, he is out of his f>ucking mind.
1.85 Buy Rate
Somehow, AJ Styles injured his eye when taking his sick bump in his match against Low Ki. He'll be out for 2 months (One of the months is almost over anyway)
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