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Well here is the April Clash of the Champions:

Announcers: Gordon Solie and Jessie Ventura

Arn Anderson and Bobby Eaton vs Brad Armstrong and Terrence Taylor

The Match: Massive backbreaker on Brad and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Tag between Brad Armstrong and Terrence Taylor. Taylor takes a flying neckbreaker from Bobby Eaton. Tag to Arn Anderson. Taylor walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Tag to Brad Armstrong. Brad walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Arn Anderson connects and Brad Armstrong is down! Brad Armstrong is in trouble. Spinebuster! 1....2....3. ***

Rating: 74%


Steve Austin (c) vs Z-Man (For the WCW TV Title)

The Match: Austin scoops and slams Z-Man. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Steve Austin with a spinning neckbreaker on Z-Man. Hooks the leg for a two count. Austin walks into a drop toe hold. Spin kick by Z-Man to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Big forearm by Z-Man makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Hard back suplex on Austin. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Steve Austin powers out of a Z-Man headlock. Z-Man walks into a stiff sit-out jaw breaker. Z-Man can barely stand. Stun Gun!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! ***1\4

Rating: 78%


Abdullah the Butcher vs Big Van Vader

The Match: Full nelson slam on Abdullah. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Big Van Vader just KILLS Abdullah the Butcher! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Vader slams Abdullah the Butcher down and motions to the crowd. Hooks the leg for a two count. Abdullah backdrops Big Van Vader out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Abdullah the Butcher. Abdullah the Butcher hits a right hand on Big Van Vader. Weak bodyslam by Abdullah. Abdullah the Butcher gets taken down out of nowhere! Full nelson slam on Abdullah. Big Van Vader floors Abdullah the Butcher. Vader Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Big Van Vader gives a murderous look toward Abdullah the Butcher...and attacks! Abdullah gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Vader leaves the ring having left Abdullah down and out. *

Rating: 66%


Brian Pillman vs Jushin Thunder Liger (c) (For the WCW Lightheavyweight Title)

The Match: Spin kick by Jushin Thunder Liger to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Liger crushes Pillman with a sweet running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brian Pillman pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Brian Pillman connects with a back heel kick on Liger and gets back up quickly. Implant DDT by Brian Pillman! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Brian Pillman. Nicely done. Pin, but Liger is out just before the three count. Implant DDT by Brian Pillman! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Jushin Thunder Liger pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Superkick by Jushin Thunder Liger practically knocks out all of Brian Pillman's teeth! Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Jushin Thunder Liger. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Liger uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Liger hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Liger walks into a drop toe hold. Flying elbow from Brian Pillman connects. Back heel kick off the second rope and Liger goes flying! The time limit expires, and the referee declares the match a draw. Brian Pillman offers a handshake to Liger...and he accepts it! ***3/4

Rating: 73%


Cactus Jack vs Ron Simmons (Texas Death Match)

The Match: Cactus scoops and slams Ron Simmons. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Cactus Jack with a spinning neckbreaker on Simmons. Cover gets three for Cactus Jack, Simmons got pinned. The referee is counting: 5....6....Ron Simmons is back up. Ron Simmons reverses a hip toss. Bodyslam by Simmons. Simmons slams Cactus Jack. Cactus gets slammed onto a trash can, squashing it. Ron Simmons gets taken down out of nowhere! Cactus Jack hits a bulldog off the ropes. Johnny B. Badd comes running down the aisle with a chair! Cactus whips Ron Simmons into the ropes. Badd jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Badd, Simmons, and the chair! Ron Simmons staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! The referee counts to 10, this match is over! **3/4

Rating: 76%


The Dynamite Kid vs Rick Rude (c) (For The WCW US Title)

The Match: The Dynamite Kid connects with a back heel kick on Rick Rude and gets back up quickly. Implant DDT by The Dynamite Kid! I will always and forever mark out for that move. There's a two count on the pin. Rick Rude blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on The Dynamite Kid by Rick Rude. Remember when that was a legit finish? Rick Rude hits a right hand. The Dynamite Kid charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Kid ducks a wild right hand. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Kid. Rick Rude slides out and grabs a chair! Kid goes to climb out of the ring...and takes a chair to the head! The referee has no hesitation in calling for the bell! Disqualification. Rick Rude leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle. Rick Rude obviously didn't want any more of a beating tonight. ***1\2

Rating: 83%


The Steiner Brothers vs Dustin Rhodes and Ricky Steamboat (c) (For the WCW Tag Team Titles)

The Match: A Gut buster connects on Steamboat and hits hard. Big piledriver on Steamboat. Tag between Rick Steiner and Scott Steiner. Bodyslam by Scott. Hooks the leg for a two count. Steamboat gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Tag to Rick Steiner. The Steiner Brothers whip Steamboat into the corner. Scott Steiner whips Rick Steiner in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Steamboat counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Steamboat tags out to Dustin Rhodes. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Rick Steiner by Rhodes. Remember when that was a legit finish? Spinebuster by Dustin Rhodes. Tag to Ricky Steamboat. Dustin Rhodes scoops up Rick. Steamboat bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Steamboat hits a dropkick on Rick Steiner and gets right back up. Super kick by Ricky Steamboat. Tag to Dustin Rhodes. Rick Steiner charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Rick pushes out of a Dustin Rhodes hold. Rick tags out to Scott Steiner. Massive backbreaker on Rhodes and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Dustin Rhodes is in big trouble...Top Rope Bulldog!! 1....2....3! The Steiner Brothers remain in the ring, celebrating their victory. ****1\4

Rating: 88%


Sting is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Lex Luger. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up.

Rating: 81%


Sting vs Lex Luger (Steel Cage Match for the WCW World Title)

The Match: Luger is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Sting launches Luger into the cage wall. Luger gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Bodyslam by Sting. Luger backdrops Sting out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Lex Luger. Luger slams Sting. Lex Luger and Sting climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Full nelson slam on Sting. Sting fights out of a grapple. Sting drills Lex Luger with a press slam into a Michinoku Driver! Sting climbs the cage...but Lex Luger is in hot pursuit, and they both end up back on the canvas. Lex Luger gets knocked to the ground by Sting. Here it comes...Scorpion Deathlock! Lex Luger is almost unconscious with pain! Sting climbs the cage, Luger can only look on in despair. Sting escapes for the win! Sting climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory **1/4

Rating: 86%


Overall Show Rating: 81%
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