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NOVEMBER 14, 2004 - SURVIVOR SERIES

Last year, Shelton Benjamin won a 20-man battle royal at Survivor Series, and now he's on the verge of being one of the biggest stars on RAW. Whose star will be made in tonight's battle royal?

20-Man Battle Royal

Conway walks into a high dropkick from BJ Whitmer. Rob Conway was eliminated by BJ. (Elimination # 1) Second rope flying axe handle, Henry goes down. Stiff high kick on Henry by BJ Whitmer who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. J.Briscoe hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Trent Acid got bundled out by J.Briscoe. (Elimination # 2) Forearm to the face from Gowan on Colt. Colt Cabana got thrown over the top rope by Gowan. (Elimination # 3) Regal suplexes Stryker to the canvas. Matt Stryker got eliminated by Regal. (Elimination # 4) Stiff high kick on Henry by Jay Briscoe who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. J.Briscoe tried to eliminate Mark Henry, who hung onto the top rope. Richard J. Criado strikes Generalin. Richard J. Criado nearly kills Generalin with a released tiger suplex. Some weak shots by Henry. Henry threw William Regal over the top rope. (Elimination # 5) Big dropkick by Generalin Intikami, who got good elevation. Richard J. Criado got eliminated by Generalin. (Elimination # 6) Spin kick by Funaki to the face. Stiff high kick on Jindrak by Funaki who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Jay Briscoe hits a rolling kick on Henry. J.Briscoe tried to eliminate Mark Henry, who hung onto the top rope. Spinebuster by Mark Jindrak. Jindrak tried to get Generalin Intikami over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Funaki hits a dropkick on Johnny Jeter. Funaki threw Johnny Jeter over the top rope. (Elimination # 7) Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Shawn Stasiak uses a forearm to the face. Generalin Intikami got bundled out by Stasiak. (Elimination # 8) Standing leg lariat by BJ Whitmer on Jindrak. Tiger suplex on Jindrak, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Henry gets slammed. Kane tried to eliminate Mark Henry, who hung onto the top rope. Avery Thompson scores with a back heel kick on Funaki. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Avery hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Avery tried to eliminate Kane, who hung onto the top rope. Avery Thompson hits a rolling kick on J.Briscoe. Jay Briscoe got thrown over the top rope by Avery. (Elimination # 9) Mark Henry strikes Funaki. Funaki got thrown over the top rope by Henry. (Elimination # 10) BJ hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Second rope flying axe handle, Kane goes down. Gowan receives some punishment. Zach Gowan was eliminated by Stasiak. (Elimination # 11) Thomaselli crushes Kane with a big legdrop. Thomaselli tried to get Kane over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Mark Henry strikes Vito Thomaselli. Vito Thomaselli was eliminated by Henry. (Elimination # 12) Mark Henry strikes Christian York. Uninspiring brawling from Mark Henry. Avery Thompson hits a rolling kick on Kane. Avery tried to get Kane over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Avery receives some punishment. Big backdrop on Avery, executed well. Dropkick connects, Henry goes down. BJ uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Some weak shots by Henry. Henry threw Shawn Stasiak over the top rope. (Elimination # 13) Storm crushes Henry with a running senton. Storm tried to eliminate Mark Henry, who hung onto the top rope. BJ uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Avery Thompson got thrown over the top rope by BJ. (Elimination # 14) Standing leg lariat by Lance Storm on Jindrak. Mark Jindrak got bundled out by Storm. (Elimination # 15) Storm takes a headbutt from Kane. Lance Storm got thrown over the top rope by Kane. (Elimination # 16) Uninspiring brawling from Mark Henry. BJ Whitmer got eliminated by Henry. (Elimination # 17) Spin kick by Christian York to the face. York went for the elimination, but Mark Henry held on to the ropes. Mark Henry punches away at Christian York. Mark Henry strikes Christian York. Weak slam from Henry. Henry threw Christian York over the top rope. (Elimination # 18) Mark Henry is in trouble. Chokeslam!!! That shook the ring. Mark Henry got bundled out by Kane.

Overall Rating: 51%
Crowd Reaction: 58%
Match Quality: 58%

In a match added on WWE.com Saturday, La Resistance are defending the WWE Tag Team Titles against Fred 'n' Tom, making their PPV debuts!

WWE Tag Team Titles - Fred 'n' Tom vs. La Resistance (c)

Williams gets slammed. Rene Dupree with a spinning neckbreaker on Williams. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Sylvan Grenier. La Resistance whip Williams into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Cover for a two count. Sylvan Grenier hits a right hand on Fred Williams. Williams drops out the back of a Sylvan Grenier bodyslam attempt. Vicious snap suplex! Sylvan Grenier got whipped over hard. Cover for a two count. Williams tags out to Tom Howard. Brainbuster suplex by Tom Howard, who apparently is in the mood to bust some brains. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Big dropkick by Tom Howard, who got good elevation. Grenier counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Big kick from Grenier. Tag between Sylvan Grenier and Rene Dupree. Stiff chop lights up Howard. Tag to Fred Williams. Running knee lift from Rene Dupree. La Resistance have Fred Williams to themselves. La Crepe! 1....2....3! It's over. I'll give this a ***1\4 rating.

Overall Rating: 67% (fucking dud PPV...)
Crowd Reaction: 65%
Match Quality: 85%

In another match added Saturday, it's a Cruiserweight exhibition pitting Brian Kendrick vs. Akio!

Brian Kendrick vs. Akio

Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Lightning kick by Kendrick on Akio. Hooks the leg for a two count. Akio counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Kick from Akio to the leg. Kendrick takes a flying neckbreaker from Akio. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Akio, Kendrick is out. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Akio uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Kendrick drops out the back of a Akio bodyslam attempt. Kendrick crushes Akio with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Akio walks into a face crusher variation. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Kendrick hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Akio elbows Brian Kendrick in the face to break a hammerlock. Akio uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Springboard dropkick from Akio. Nicely done. Akio has Brian Kendrick down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Hang Time, forget about it. 1....2...3! I'll give this a ***1\4 rating.

Overall Rating: 67%
Crowd Reaction: 65%
Match Quality: 86%

Our first Survivor Series match is the Divas' match. Any survivors will join the Elite!

Survivor Series Match - Stratus' Faction (Trish Stratus (c), Gail Kim, Lita, Mickie James, and Victoria) vs. Jazz Quintet (Jazz (c), Daffney, Jacqueline, Molly Holly, and Shaniqua)

First Fall : Shaniqua attacks with some poorly executed flying moves. Back heel kick from Shaniqua on Kim, missed by miles. Cover for a two count. Kim counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Gail Kim with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Shaniqua is in trouble. Standing Rana!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Second Fall : Jacqueline hits a right hand on Victoria. Jacqueline DDTs Victoria, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Cover for a two count. Victoria pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Flapjack from Victoria on Jacquie. Jacqueline can barely stand. Widow's Peak! 1....2....3. Third Fall : Molly hits a quick kick on Victoria. Molly hits a dropkick on Victoria. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Hooks the leg for a two count. Victoria avoids a Molly Holly avalanche. Victoria scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Molly Holly comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Back heel kick from Molly on Victoria, missed by miles. Pin, three count, it's over. Molly Holly pins Victoria. Fourth Fall : Molly Holly takes a knee lift from Lita. Flying elbow off the top rope by Lita, poor elevation though. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lita gets taken down out of nowhere. Slingshot clothesline by Molly, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Molly Holly climbs to the top turnbuckle as Lita is stunned. Here it comes - Molly Go Round, forget about it. 1....2...3! Fifth Fall : Gail Kim takes a right hand to the temple from Jazz. Weak bodyslam on Kim by Jazz. There's a two count on the pin. Kim counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Gail Kim with an enziguri. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Jazz avoids a Gail Kim avalanche. Jazz DDTs Kim, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Cover gets three. Jazz pinned Kim. Sixth Fall : Daffney hits a flying kick on Trish. Daffney uses a running dropkick into the corner. There's a two count on the pin. Trish reverses a Daffney hammerlock. Trish DDTs Daffney. Daffney gets whipped into the turnbuckles by Trish. Stratusfaction!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Seventh Fall : Big kick from Trish. Weak bodyslam by Trish. Cover for a two count. Molly reverses a Trish Stratus hammerlock. Flying knee to the face from Molly Holly. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Trish Stratus is stunned as Molly heads to the top rope. Molly Go Round!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Eighth Fall : Mickie James strikes Jazz. Mickie James arm drags Jazz over. Cover for a two count. Jazz ducks a clothesline attempt. Side suplex from Jazz. Pin, but Mickie is out just before the three count. Mickie backdrops Jazz out of a piledriver attempt. Mickie James DDTs Jazz, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Pin, three count, it's over. Mickie James pins Jazz. Final Fall : Flying elbow from Mickie James, barely hitting the target. Hooks the leg for a two count. Weak bodyslam by Mickie. Mickie James with an enziguri. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Molly counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Molly whips Mickie into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Molly Holly climbs to the top turnbuckle as Mickie James is stunned. Molly Go Round, right on the money! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Mickie takes a chop from Molly. Mickie James powers out of a Molly Holly headlock. Mickie James drives Molly Holly into the corner. Tornado DDT, forget about it. 1....2...3! I'll give it a *1\2 rating.

Overall Rating: 61%
Crowd Reaction: 73%
Match Quality: 57%

The Survivor Series itself begins now with our first battle between teams of five striving to survive. All of the survivors of our next four matches will advance to our War Games main event!

Survivor Series - The Great Ones (The Rock (c), A-Train, Big Show, John Cena, and Payne) vs. Natural Born Ministry (Sean O'Haire (c), Chuck Palumbo, Damien, Johnny Stamboli, and Undertaker)

First Fall : Stamboli takes a headbutt from The Rock. Flying shoulder tackle by Rock sends Stamboli to the mat. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Rock misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Johnny Stamboli scores with a big spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Rock counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Full nelson slam on Stamboli. Pin, three count, it's over. The Rock pins Stamboli. Second Fall : A-Train takes a headbutt from Sean O'Haire. Big clothesline on A-Train. Cover for a two count. O'Haire only gets knees on a splash. A-Train scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg for a close fall. O'Haire blocks a kick from A-Train. Spear by Sean O'Haire. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. O'Haire defeats A-Train. Third Fall : Big Show hits a weak elbow on Sean O'Haire. Big Show hits a sloppy bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Sean O'Haire powers out of a Big Show headlock. Brutal powerbomb on Show. Sean O'Haire moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Prophecy. 1....2...3, it's finished. Fourth Fall : Chuck Palumbo hits a right hand on John Cena. Weak bodyslam by Palumbo. Hooks the leg for a two count. Cena reverses a Chuck Palumbo hammerlock. Death valley driver by John Cena, Chuck Palumbo is down and hurt. John Cena moves in for the kill. F-U! 1....2....3. Fifth Fall : Undertaker hits a right hand on Payne. Undertaker hits a sloppy double axe handle. Cover for a two count. Payne ducks a clothesline attempt. Brutal seated powerbomb on Undertaker. Payne moves in for the kill. Powerbomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Sixth Fall : Running knee lift from Payne. Powerful Spear by Payne. Hooks the leg for a two count. Damien avoids a Payne avalanche. Lifting DDT by Damien, looked good. Payne is in trouble. Here it comes - Chokeslam. 1....2...3, it's finished. Seventh Fall : Fallaway slam by Sean O'Haire. Nice piledriver on Cena. Cover for a two count. John Cena ducks a clothesline attempt. Death valley driver by John Cena, Sean O'Haire got planted. John Cena moves in for the kill. Here it comes - F-U. 1....2...3, it's finished. Eighth Fall : Bodyslam by Rock. Cover for a two count. Nice piledriver on Damien. The Rock scores with a standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Rock only gets knees on a splash. Rock reverses an irish whip...and Damien runs into the referee. The Rock is in trouble. Chokeslam! Cover, but there's no one to count for Damien. Damien with a spinning neckbreaker on Rock. Damien drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Damien is in trouble. Here it comes - Rock Bottom. 1....2...3, it's finished. Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3\4 rating.

Overall Rating: 65%
Crowd Reaction: 75%
Match Quality: 71%
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