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Originally Posted by OssMan
Out of curiosity- are you counting Big Sausage Pizza- or just character-based, nouveau style acting with fake squirting and cumshots ?
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I understand you're taking the piss, but your example there only made me want
actual pizza. And there's nothing open right now.
The reason why I asked that way was because there was a period of time where H seemed to strive for "this is a movie/series that happens to have hardcore sex stuff in it" with cohesive plot structure instead of just a string of tangential smut scenes running down a kink checklist. Most of the live stuff is either subpar acting by cosplayers in a "close enough for buzz, but different enough not to get sued" parody but said acting is not what anyone is even pretending to be there for, or just disjointed scenarios that clearly are designed to be watched in - pun incoming - short bursts.
Only tangentially releated to the theme here, I once watched a live thing of the girl fun persuasion, and kinda lost interest in their activity and got enthralled by the obscenely comfortable looking couch they were... uh... "desecrating". Sadly, any descriptors I used on a websearch didn't pull up results. And in case anyone wonders, it was like a full-sized beanbag sofa, but it wasn't just a beanbag the size of a sofa. It had form to it and armrests and shit, but was about the size of two of the giant ones people can use for beds smushed together and filled with even more beans for good measue. Which apparently helped it hold up well with the activities taking place on it. It would have made for a good commercial for durability.