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The WWE should introduce a senile billionaire who is sick and paranoid and pays the world's top wrestlers to come in and win championships for him that they give to him as he poses with bikini models who have been hosed down before hand. He'd never appear in person, only ever via titantron segments where he tells people that he doesn't trust them not to disease him.
His face turn can come when Vince McMahon says that billionaires like him are embarrassing and not genetic jackhammers like Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and then isolated insane billionaire comes out wearing an air helmet over his head and proceeds to beat up Vince. Then it turns out all the guys that wrestled under his banner are his genetically engineered children designed to be disease-free and achieve the dreams he never could.
Then he rides back on an elephant.
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