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Originally Posted by El Capitano Gatisto
Newcastle wouldn't want to sign Figo, simply because signing a talented footballer who has won trophies and is a good man and a model professional does not fit in with their policy of buying rapists, murderers and wastrels.
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I was up in Newcastle a few weekend ago in the New Market (which is like the clubbing capital for chavs in the toon) and who did I see taking a piss against a wall at 3 am in the morning chasing after the nearest bit of skirt...
Yep, that model professional Mr Kieran Dyer. GET TO BED YOU FUCK! Makes me wonder if half the newcastle squad were cut out to be professional footballers. If you paid me £30,000 a week i'd happily go to bed at 9 pm every night. Ungrateful fuck Dyer. Newcastle fans pay hundreds of pounds every year to see you "play" football (how many times have you played with a hangover Mr Dyer?) They are perhaps the loyalest fans in the country, perhaps naively but still they're fucking loyal. And here's you, taking a piss at 3 am in the morning the night after a match. Great model professional you are!