lol, happy birthday mate.
Owen, did I not mention the time I was in Antigua the week after we won the '97 F.A Cup and who turns up at our hotel, only Dennis Wise

he let me and my mate sit at the table him and his woman were watching the entertainment on. Had a good convo, fuck knows what about, Chelsea obviously but I dunno what in particular. Then my dad took the five plain white complimentary tee-shirts you get for staying there, and wrote 'When Wise went up to lift the F.A Cup I was there' on them, handed them to Wisey, who wrote underneath 'So was I' and then signed them.
Top that, you shit.