Jonathan Woodgate hasn't yet been able to make his Real Madrid debut,
but is already on the verge of being immersed in a scandal of huge
proportions which threatens to end his career and taint the name of
Real Madrid in the process. According to sources close to Newcastle,
his former club, the defender is being investigated by English police
for the possession and consumption of intolerable quantities of
cocaine. It appears that the police have corroborating evidence. This
revelation could, if true, put serious pressure, not only on the
player himself, but also on his president, Florentino Perez.
If all these allegations finally come to light, they would explain the
unexpected, shock transfer which took English football by surprise,
given that Newcastle got rid of a key player just before the start of
the season, without having lined up a replacement. Woodgate's transfer
was a complete surprise, taking place seemingly overnight, whilst all
eyes were on Coloccini or Cannavaro, the two players with which the
Madrid outfit were negotiating.
The magpies' chairman, Freddy Shepard (sic), presumably aware of the
situation and that Woodgate's detention was a question of time, came
to the conclusion that he should simply get rid of the problem, whilst
at the same time taking advantage of Perez's desperation to satisfy
the wishes of his coach, bring in some money, and sell the player to
Real. Madrid's season promises to be hot."
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