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Originally Posted by Bad News Gertner
Heard an interesting tidbit today
If Mike Tyson doesn't bite Evander Holyfield's ear, WCW wins the Wrestling War
WCW was talking with Tyson's camp about appearing on Nitro after the Holyfield fight but broke off negotiations after the bite.
WWF Raw was on the verge of being canceled around this time and the roster was so bare post Screwjob that there's no way Austin holds him momentum without Tyson.
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Mike Tyson doesn't bite Holyfield's ear. Instead Holyfield bites Tyson's ear. Holyfield gets suspended from boxing and starts a career in WWE as "Big E". When Big E Langston joins the WWE, he is instead named Billy Langston, Esquire and is given a gimmick as a lawyer. Billy Langston is given a gimmick where he sues the WWE over everything including after every match and when he sees a potted plant fall over backstage but the gimmick doesn't get over and he gets fired and debuts in Impact wrestling as "Size E" and his catchphrase is "I'm size E, the E stands for extremely large" but gets put in a program with Tommy Dreamer where they feud over who is larger. They weigh each other every week and Langston does exercises to increase muscle mass to weigh more while Tommy Dreamer eats McDonalds 3 times a day to get fatter and weigh more.