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The funniest thing about another 2 hours of AEWTV is that it is another 2 hours of Tiny Khan's match randomizer machine.
First episode:
Show starts with the return of CM Phil, who invites FTR out. They hug and cry while Excalibur talks about a game changing announcement from Tiny Khan on Dynamite
Juice Robinson w/Jay White vs QT Marshall w/factory, ends in a brawl
We hear from TNT Champion Wardlow w/Arn Anderson and free agent Brock Anderson
Penelope Ford w/Kip vs Tay Melo w/all of JAS but Jericho and Thunder Rosa on Spanish Commentary
Pretape of MJF saying wrestling on Saturdays is almost as stupid as Chicago Bears fans
Pac vs Miro is cancelled because both fail to show up/have visa issues
Recap of Jade Cargill interview from Dynamite, she tells Renee to "cut the shit"
Toni Storm w/Outsiders vs Willow, spray paint angle with save by Shida and Sakura (Paige may or may not try to get away with saying Twat on TNT)
Backstage interview with the Hardy's, but Butcher and Blade walk up. Matt Hardy says they will be DELETED on Rampage
Tay Melo says something incoherent while Sammy wags his tongue, Jericho arrives late and tells them he invented Saturday wrestling
Main event DREAM MATCH Jungle Boy vs Wildman Marc Mero. Match end when Jacqueline Moore shows up to help Mero beat down Jungle Jack, only for Hook to slowly walk out and make the save. We go off the air with Tony Schiavone saying
"IT'S HOOK, IN THE RIIIIIIIIIIIING!"
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