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Originally Posted by Destor
ive had...many.
my favorite dumb fight story is i used to live in a suburb. nieghbors on both sides. good back yard space but not much to either side. one day ive got the windows open and the dogs out. she was on a runner. tons of room but completely confined into my property. dogs barking. could be a squirrel. i dont think anything of it.
i hear someone say "you come near me im going to kick the shit out of you." i walk aroun the corner and tell this guy he thinks of kicking of my dog ill shove his own foot up his ass. he tells me "you aint gonna do shit." fair enough i guess.
without a second thought i calmly walked up to him. did a go-behind. dumped him on his head. and stretched him until he very literally cried. including making sure the heel of his boot touched his ass.
all the while the guy, who after i suplexed him was now very much i side her radious, was being bitten by my 11lb asshole of a dog. best dog i ever had.
anyways cop shows up. asks me what happened. i spell it out for him. he tells the guy to stay off of and to not threaten to harm my property. and leaves.
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If a guy did this to me I’d assume he had already seen John Wick.