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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw
Someone give thekrow the book for Monday Night RAW
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As Micro Clown enters the ring, the crowd is confused, some thinking that its the long awaited return of Hornswoggle. All of a sudden, Roman Reigns makes his way down to the ring but he completely ignores Micro Clown. Reigns grabs the microphone.
Roman Reigns : You see this? *points to Micro Clown*
Micro Clown dances around.
Roman Reigns : I know you don't, there's no one in the ring with me! The doctor said I'm seeing things!
Micro Clown low blows Roman Reigns. Reigns turns red in the face ignoring the pain in his balls.
Roman Reigns : GLUGGGGG, There is no such thing as a micro clown! Its just my schizophrenia, the doctor said that Micro Clown doesn't exist!
Micro Clown dances around Roman Reigns hitting and punching him, Roman Reigns continues to ignore him. Micro Clown eventually passes out from hitting Roman Reigns so much and falls in the middle of the ring. Roman Reigns then spends the next month ignoring Micro Clown claiming that Micro Clown is a figment of his imagination due to his undiagnosed schizophrenia. None of the other wrestlers including the commentary ever mention Micro Clown and pretend they can not see him.
Eventually it leads to a match whee Micro Clown costs Reigns his titles and reigns breaks down crying,
"Micro Clown was there all along. I pretended that he doesn't exist...because I am his FATHER and I refuse to pay child support for a clown!"
Down the line, Micro Clown steals Reign's titles and sells them in a pawn shop for back-due child support.
This culminates in a Summerslam main event where Reigns fights Brock Lesnar again in an adoption paper's on a pole match. If Lesnar wins, Roman Reigns will pay Micro Clown all the years of child support that he never paid out. If Roman Reigns wins, Brock Lesnar is forced to adopt Micro Clown as his own son and support him.
Reigns ends up winning the match and for the rest of the year, Lesnar tries everything to get rid of Micro Clown who constantly annoys him. Lesnar comes up with different ways to take out Micro Clown including assassination attempts, kidnappings and even injecting Micro Clown with COVID-19, but Micro Clown always comes out unharmed.
Now that's WWE worth watching!