I always loved the idea of making someone sign a waiver to compete. Makes someone seem that much more hellbent to get their match or get their revenge on their challenger. Also even with a babyface authority figure it's still the appropriate amount of smarm...us HR folks are always putting the company first.
Another thing that pops be about Hotbody promos is I can always tell when he's EXTREMELY UPSET and can imagine everyone in the promo HEAVILY EMPHASIZING certain points.
Beat the Clock matches are especially perfect for distraction finishes, doing juuuust enough to fuck the face over without them actually having to take a loss or anything.
the first match of a best of 5 being a super quick flash pin. I love that.
Poor Pattillo gets himself a big win to re-establish himself but doesn't get to enjoy the victory for very long before SVK swiped the time mark away. if this leads to Pattillo vs. SVK at some point that could be money.
BONZO GONZO is a fantastic finisher name. Modern day WWE would include hokey graphics that pop on the screen when it happens, ala the old Batman cartoons.