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Originally Posted by Evil Vito I was gonna comment but then I saw Luscious and had to take a break for reasons. Anyway I'm back now.

I'm imagining a reality where my promotion was an actual thing televised and you'd have all of Luscious's segments DVRed and backed up on hard drives.

I absolutely love the loophole Hotbody is trying to use here. For some reason I actually remember it happening in WWE at one point. I think Orton was trying to recruit members for Legacy or something and Orton ended up deciding that only Cody could join the group because he got the pin, so his partner in the match was therefore shit out of luck and out of the group. It's a brilliant way to take this angle...I know it doesn't make Ozzy very happy though. Shame he got an eyelash at the worst possible moment.

In fairness to Randy Orton, who the fuck would want to take Manu or Jimmy Snuka's embarrassment of a son? God damn Tamina had more of an upside.

And, yes, it was a shame that eyelash got the better of Ozzy Mandias. Hotbody would have stuck around to help out but it could've ended up worse and he most likely went to go track down Luscious for her expertise.

I can only imagine Hail and Bennett are making it rain at the strip club with the bag of cash they are handed after every single appearance.

Oh, come on. I run a strictly professional operation and I take the appropriate measures to ensure such behavior isn't a thing in which my talent partakes.

I obviously use briefcases for all of that cash.

Ziggy pointing out the inherent silliness of two talk shows in a single night, but it progressed what it needed to with the dissolving of Eclypse and Naomi's team. That'll set up a fire title match I'm sure.

Yeah, it's been building for a while. I've never had Eclypse as the face and this would be a nice direction for her. I'm amazing at the mileage I've gotten from her. She's 38 and were this the real world she'd have vamoosed a long time ago. Hopefully this run can extend her career.

The Hunters ending their run together totally got me in the feels I was waiting for Burnie Dunkelman to debut and try to salvage the group from breaking apart entirely.

Burnie Dunkelman...God damn it, why do you always give me boss ideas after the fact? That'd have been fucking hilarious. It's for the best, though, that they all go their own way. I'm shocked I kept them as a unit this long. There was that brief time during the roster split, of course, where they all were on separate shows. Haywood's the only one who's never held a singles title so there's something to shoot for there.

Seth Von Kamp probably deserves to continue being pushed to the moon, belting out another 5 star classic right after a GOAT level match with Reigns is excellent stuff. BAH GAWD Haven is back! Time to pick that up where they've left off.

Seth being a late bloomer might be the best thing to happen to him as he's even more valuable now. Had I been all about putting titles on him left and right in the early going chances are by now I'd have him on the chopping block.

But the true highlight of the show of course is the triumphant return and subsequent title victory of the greatest World Champion of all time. FUCK YEAH, let's go Vacant!!!

Vacant had a nice run and all but it's nowhere near the run that Abeyance had in late 2013.