Fuck it. I’m not gonna argue what is and isn’t actually goofy because you’ve set your mind on that as the current ridiculous reach you’re going to cling to.
How about this. Do you think that MAYBE Ambrose simply doesn’t think a storyline swerve (INVOLVING A CAR! OH THE SILLINESS!
), a bottle accidentally breaking too early and using gimmicked tables in a fight are on par with the silliness of slime, poop jokes and talking about how he drove a unicycle backwards to the arena because he’s WACKY?
Even if you’re befuddled by there being a huge fucking difference between those things, can you at least wrap your head around the idea that Ambrose DOES see the difference and therefore isn’t being hypocritical?