I like how he doesn't go into the humiliating parts of trying to suck his own cock. No legs up in the air totally spread eagle with his open asshole winking at the guy he has to perform a rear naked choke with later in the night.
"I just sucked my own cock" he says like he can sit in that very chair and barely even have to bend to get it in there. Is his dick actually just a balloon animal balloon? Is that how he manages to wear normal pants and have the ability to suck his own cock?