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Old 05-02-2019, 04:50 PM   #11003
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Venom - 3/4

This was friggin' hilarious and provides plentiful evidence that Tom Hardy could have many creative outings in comedy films if he truly wanted to.
I hope he does, another string to his impressively strung bow.

The story was fine, the CGI was impressive and it was well paced. A quiet first third then increasing amounts of crazy until the end.
Michelle Williams took me out of it a few times because honestly - it should have been her not Heath in that casket, but whatever. I suppose she has value to the same fuck heads that thought Rene Zellweger was talented. That's her act now, ripping off late 90's Rene Z with that stupid voice and face and... Dargh...

Anyway everything else was solid, it just wasn't groundbreaking or hugely exciting. The thing that kept me involved was Tom Hardy as a man near the edge of a complete breakdown after a career and social free-fall.

It was almost as funny as Thor: Ragnarok minus the appropriate mesh of adventure and awe.

I felt no awe. The awe was missing.

Michelle Williams took my awe.
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