[Cool King]

Originally Posted by SixxT9 Could you give me a synopsis? Don't feel like spending 8 minutes watching Sid in an unfair battle with the English language.

Well he tells three stories. It was actually a bit tough to understand what he was saying at times and English is my first language.

Story 1: He tells a story of him going to see how the WWE did their recording and generally how everything worked before he officially joined the company and then later going to the gym with Vince.

After the gym, he says he was having dinner with Vince and Pat Patterson was also there.

Vince leaves the table to go to the bathroom and Patterson leans over to Sid and says "What an ass on that guy!". He then says "I heard you guys had a really good work out today, Sid!" and Sid replies with "Yeah Pat, it was just a work out".

He continues by saying that this happened in Canada and that night there was a lightning storm and when they arrived at the hotel, Patterson asked Sid "Do you want to come to my balcony and watch the lightning tonight?" and Sid declined but Patterson then grabbed Sid and shouted "I've got the big somebitch in a waistlock!".

Sid then freaks out and without any knowledge of chain wrestling, he quickly wrestles out of Patterson's grip and says that he's going to his room. Sid then says that he was really scared that night. Later that night Sid convinced himself (probably because he was so scared) that Patterson kept walking by his room.

Story 2: He mentions another time when they were overseas and when he saw a group of little boys outside the hotel and he asks The Warlord what they're doing there and The Warlord tells him that Mel Phillips was getting them tickets and that later he (Mel) was going to take them to his hotel room and play with their feet.

Story 3: He says that he, Kerry Von Erich and Paul Diamond arrived at the arena an hour early as they left Boston early to beat the traffic and when Sid walked into the locker room, he saw Terry Garvin with a young jobber and he noticed that both of their clothes were all ruffled, he then thinks the worst but does say anything. Instead he just sits down and doesn't look at them.

Sid then says (and I'm assuming Terry Garvin has gone at that point) that the jobber said to him "Hey man, I don't wanna do this, I just want to be a wrestler, I just want to go home to my girlfriend, I don't have nothing to do with this". Sid then tells the guy that he isn't trying to be a jerk to him but that he isn't going to be successful in this business and that he should just go and never come back and the jobber did just that.