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Originally Posted by /r/SquaredCircle I fed a bot a years worth of Raw recaps and made it write out an episode of Raw Raw begins with braun strowman and dolph ziggler. Angle tries to play a happy person but he's no one tonight. Kurt makes roman into angle and says that all the compliments. Paul throws sunil at summerslam and says that only reason was doing what smells him lesnar. Braun asks if anyone is in charge and says he refuses the universal title and is ready for brock whenever he wants to face ziggler and alexa lashley. finn is in the ringside to face off bayley and says he is going to break his arm. Everyone attacks the crowd boos hard but he's faced every move and throws the match backstage roman interview with elias and mcintyre. He says that it won a match since rumble but lays it out to be able to beat up hardy to strip lesnar of the first ever universal title. ember moon and the revival lay into the ring. Seth sarcastically congratulates the revival. Corbin can't stop walking backstage. ruby says she's going to put stephanie and throws out seth. the revival takes on kevin owens who blocks out punch. Angle interfere match until summerslam. triple h is interviewed backstage and says he is going to call stephanie to tell her that rousey doesn't have his hair and says she's banned. mickie james is facing tyler breeze and won in throwaway match the b team with another chance and tells them that they are two people with the same title and tells roode and titus graves that jojo is still there. roode and graves hits him with the shatter machine and won raw superstars come out next week and tries to get him to cancel elias. He threatens nothing and leaves. elias strikes up a match and tries to get traded to summerslam. the crowd is interviewed backstage with apollo. The ring has dash wilder against strowman but admits he doesn't have any title. paul heyman rushes out with another title and says that only rules are going to be enforced. Ziggler holds the title once again and flattens corbin. He threatens angle. universal champion sasha says he's going to find sunil and tells interview that she deserves a long title after last week. Drew mcintyre challenges sasha and says she's about to be deleted. * backstage elias and police escort angle