Went to an Indy show and won Money in the bank.
To be more specific, they held a raffle for a Money in the Bank briefcase. I won the raffle, and got to make a fool out of myself climbing into the ring. Don't care, I still won Money in the Bank.
Best of all, during the Main Event, the Champion tossed the Challenger in the front row next to me. He gets into the crowd right in front of me. I hand him the briefcase and he uses it.