Lol at everyone saying Demon Balor is dumb. If so:
-Undertaker was supposed to be a zombie. Later his manager was named Paul Bearer. That's fn stupid, right?
-Ultimate Warrior was insane and made no sense. Totally embarrassing to be watching wrestling, right?
-Macho Man was just the annoying guy at the gym if we ever went to one. Stupid.
-I'm supposed to believe the Big Boss Man is an actual cop and the Mountie really was Canadian Police? OMG how dumb.
-WTF are these Road Warrior guys with their face paint?? Total ripoff. Lame.
-HHH is a "blue blood?" Gay.
-Yokozuna is a Samoan. Duh. Can't believe they expect me to think he's a sumo wrestler. Gtfo.
-IRS is a wrestler, not a tax attorney. Pfft not believable.
-Now Undertaker has a brother who's from hell? What's with that mask? He's obvs fine. Can't get into that because no one in my office is like that. So embarrassing.
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