So I'm playing the latest game by Game Freak, the makers of Pokemon on 3DS and it's a horse racing game.
During the tutorial, my character is kicked to death by a horse and is brought back to life as an angel, but only if he wins the main horse racing championship. My character says he's a shit jockey, but he's good at solitaire. So now he plays solitaire during races to make his horse go faster.
I have no idea why I cannot stop playing this
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