03-05-2015, 10:34 PM
			
			
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			Over on reddit there's a thread about a Sitcom with Lesnar/Heyman/Sable which ends up hilarious 
My favorite
 
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				Saxophone jingle as camera pans over the BORK family getting breakfast in the morning] 
[HEYMAN walks down the stairs, he is taking a phone call] 
HEYMAN: Look, I know you're getting worried about getting your money, but i'm good for it! ....Oh come on, how was I supposed to know that was a napkin? 
[AUDIENCE laughs] 
[HEYMAN puts down phone and sits at the kitchen table, sighing] 
SABLE: You're developing really bad habits with your money, Paul. 
BORK: Sable's right, Paul. The only thing you're conquering is your bank account! 
[AUDIENCE laughs] 
HEYMAN: Oh, haha, very funny. Well, let me tell you something, i'm going to pay back all the money I owe, because my luck is about to take a swing! 
[Door opens, CESARO slides through] 
CESARO: Did someone say swing? 
[AUDIENCE cheer/applause] 
ALL: Hi, Cesaro. 
CESARO: Could I borrow some salt? 
HEYMAN: Get your own! 
CESARO: Wow, that's not what I meant by "salt"! 
[AUDIENCE laughs, CESARO leaves
			
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