They also have fucking badass music! Their music is the kinda music that should randomly interrupt people like it did on Raw, and the instant reaction is that "holy shit, someone's gonna get fucked up".
Instead their fucking awesomely badass theme hits, they come out looking like jacked up monsters ready to totally annihilate whoever's in the ring with absolutely no nonsense, and their attire is totally like some Egyptian-God-Worshipping cult who's gonna fucking rip you apart all in the name of Anubis or something crazy.
And then it's like "... we're the best team ever!!!".
Just another one of those examples where WWE completely and utterly baffles. Ascension were the most dominant team in NXT since the beginning, yet they appear on Raw and some genius in the back has totally decided to go a different direction with them than what got them over.
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