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Old 05-17-2014, 12:27 AM   #5339
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Originally Posted by Curd View Post
Jack Swagger says he wants more chest hair in pro wrestling. WWE should let him grow chest hair and bleach it.
http://www.tpww.net/2014/05/jack-swa...legends-house/
As silly as this sounds, simply growing chest hair wearing fake chest hair* might be the ticket to the big time for Nega-Kurt. Bonus points if he also adopts a full on pornstache... or a mullet...

Actually, turning him into a thowback of a late 70's/early 80's looking wrestler-slash-action star might give him a breath of fresh air. Can even be explained by Zeb Coulter wanting to give "real Americans" a hero image they can truly look up to, like all the action stars of yesterday... like Chuck Norris, or Sylvester Stallone... not Schwartzenegger, though, because he came :finger running thing: *sneaking* across our borders to get famous!

*Written before I read he can't grow it
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