Promoter: I got this guy, he's part of the Anoi'a-Maivia clan. He's really fat, though. We should make him a... I know! A Sumo Wrestler!
FPM: He's from San Diego! And he's not even Japanese! This is offensive!
Promoter: Would you rather he be a violent, possibly cannibalistic, savage with an unbreakable head?
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