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Her farts can help Tyson Kidd win all his matches, but he thinks it's the syrup. Bret Hart can show up on RAW and tell Tyson there's something he needs to know about Nattie. Bret loves her, but she's always had grotesque flatulence disorder and he's seen that it's been helping Tyson win his matches, and Bret knows that Tyson's a better athlete than that. Kidd says it's the maple syrup and Bret says that the syrup does nothing, Tyson -- kids put it on their pancakes. Kidd thinks for a second, but then goes into denial and sprays Bret's nice suit with maple syrup, making him obscenely sticky and potentially delicious to bees, which Bret can be kayfabe allergic to.
Tyson Kidd's maple syrup can become his Stampede Sauce. JR returns to do commentary one night and gets the same treatment as Bret Hart, because Stampede Sauce > BBQ Sauce, bah gawd. Kidd can then claim JR's cowboy hat when he walks to the back and be a cowboy hat-wearing, syrup drinking, black and pinking, quick thinking, Sharpshooting son-in-law of a Hart.
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