[BillyBonez]

Anyone do this? I have a notebook and I book shows every week or when I have time and then I roleplay the matches with my action figures. Every action figure has a different name/gimmick from who they are suppose to be and I have my own pay per view and show names. Here is a sample of my last show I wrote and role played on my desk this morning.

UWA : Ultimate Wrestling Army: Monday Night Meltdown.

The show opens up with the mystery man from last week walking out. He still has a mask on his head and grabs the mic.

Jack Bones : "Well folks, welcome to another Monday Night Meltdown"

Andrea Mosley : "This should be a good one. But what does this mystery man has in store for us this week?"

Jack Bones : "Let's watch and see!"

Mystery Man : "SILENCE when the lord speaks! Last night, I decimated The Insane Rebel, Johnny Pox. Tonight, I will continue to decimate every star in UWA. Now, most of you want to know my name but my name cannot be known at this time.

For now you can refer to me as HELL!"

A pyro explodes and Hell is no longer in the ring.

*Commercial*




Opener Match : Mike "The Trailer" Ticks Vs Bart Hendricks.

Mike Ticks walks to the ring with his trailer park cheering crew. Bart Hendricks is already in the ring. Bart Hendricks attacks Mike Ticks before Ticks can get in the ring. Bart Hendricks hits the Murderer on Mike Ticks and knocks him out. The match is a no contest, as Mike Ticks is knocked out before the match can begin.

The crowd boos in anger.

Andrea : "Well, the crowd isn't happy that Mike Ticks just suffered a cowardly attack by Bart Hendricks"

Jack : "That's what makes Bart Hendricks so danger. Hendricks is the kind of man who takes no prisoners. He would injure you before he lets you go. Will Mike Ticks ever wrestle again."


*commercial*



Midcard Match #1 : For the Intense Title.

Travis McDonnan Vs KK-Clown.

KK-Clown comes out and cuts a racist promo. KK-Clown says, "Well, I hope theres no black people in the audience tonight! Because only white men can appreciate true wrestling skills. God made black people black so that we wouldn't have to look at them! It's time to show why white is bright!"

Travis McDonnan runs out with a microphone.

Travis : "KK-Clown, you are a worthless racist redneck. You may be undefeated in the ring, but you can not beat the McDonnan. And if you try, you will be KILLED!

Jack : "Well, KK-Clown is one of the most hated heels in wrestling today. But can Travis defeat him tonight?"

Andrea : "Travis is black and he's really pissed at KK-Clown!"

Jack : "I think KK-Clown wont laugh tonight!"

KK-Clown and Travis lock up in the ring. KK-Clown hits Travis in the balls with a kick. The referee is distracted and doesn't see it. Travis falls out of the ring holding his crotch. KK-Clown dives over the top rope and hits McDonnan with a big splash. Travis screams in pain. The referee gets pissed and tells them to get back in the ring. KK-Clown drags Travis back to the ring. Travis reverses it and hits a DDT on KK-Clown. KK-Clown is down. Travis slaps his chest and says,

"IT IS OVER!"

Jack : "Oh no, Travis is going for the Nuclear Assault!"

Andrea : "No one has ever kicked out of this move!"

Travis picks up KK-Clown and spins him around and then hits a powerbomb but doesn't release him, instead Travis flips him around and hits a tombstone powerdriver. The crowd cheers.

Jack : "Is this the end of KK-Clown's undefeated streak?"

Andrea : "Wait, what the heck is that?"

The lights go out and when they come back on, a man jumps in the ring and superkicks Travis.

Jack : "Who is that?"

Andrea : "It's him! It's Ming Wong! The Asian Satan!"

Jack : "Asian Satan is back and he just kicked Travis in the head!"

Andrea : "Remember, it was Travis who injured Ming Wong in that burning cage match two months ago!"

Jack : "The referee calls for the bell! Ming Wong just saved KK-Clown's winning streak!"

Andrea : "Maybe now that a minority saved him, KK-Clown will become less racist!"

Jack : "I wouldn't bet on that, KK-Clown said that the one thing he hates more than black people is yellow people!"

Andrea : "Maybe he will change his mind tonight!"

Jack : "He can't, he is still out cold!"

Andrea : "They are taking him back to the trailer park to lady to rest!"

*commercial*


Tag Team Match : The Silent Murderers Billy and Andy Jones Vs The Hellions, Jose Miguel and Andrew Goldman.



Jose Miguel and Andrew Goldman come out. Miguel is wearing a sombrero and Goldman is wearing a menorah. Miguel grabs the mic as the crowd boos them for what they did last week.

Jack : "What are these two clowns doing out here tonight?"

Andrea : "I don't know but they are in a world of hurt as they face the SILENT MURDERERS tonight!"

Jose Miguel : "Arriba me amigos!"

Andrew Goldman : "Shalom my fellow chosen people!"

Jose : "I am mexican...!"

Andrew Goldman : "And I'm Jewish!"

Jose & Andrew : "And we are the Hellions!"

Bodies by Drowning Pool hits and The Silent Murderers jump out of the crowd with kendo sticks and begin to beat down The Hellions. The match didnt start yet. Jose Miguel takes out some brass knuckles and knocks out Billy. Andy tries to powerbomb Andrew but Andrew gives him a wad of cash to abandon his tag team partner! Andy walks off, leaving Billy in a two on one assault!

The bell rings and The Hellions are beating the heck out of Billy Jones.

Jack : "Andy is a sellout! He took Goldman's cash to walk out on his partner!"

Andrea : "You know what they say, everyone has a price, and no one has more money than a goldman!"

Jack : "Wait! The tag team champs are here! Thank the heavens!"

The tag team champions, Insane & Inane, Robinson Crusoe and Batman rush to the ring. Jose Miguel takes out a bottle of Corona Ice and tries to break it over Batman's head but Batman ducks and Jose hits Goldman on the head instead! Goldman's skullcap goes flying and Robinson Crusoe powerbombs him on top of his own skullcap! Insane and Inane grab the mic.

"Robinson Crusoe : "Hellions, you think you can buy your way to the tag team titles but you're wrong! All you will buy yourself is a trip to an abandoned island in the pacific ocean!"

Batman : "You're lucky that you aren't thrown into Gotham because I would put you in a jail cell between The Joker and The Penguin and then you will beg for mercy!"

*commercial*




Main Event :

The Mystery man named HELL walks out,

Hell : "I have a ticket to ride and a license to destroy. First one out here gets to feel my wrath. You think you can stop me? You cannot stop me because I am HELL and I will burn you! You ENTER HELL!"

The fans explode in cheers as familiar music hits and the UWA champion walks out.
Michael Mountain steps from the curtain and stares down Hell.

Michael Mountain takes out the mic.

Michael Mountain : "Hell...you've been raising a lot of hell here lately. You seem to think that you deserve a shot at...the top of the mountain. But you know, they call me a mountain because its impossible to climb me, just like it's impossible to defeat me. I am the tallest man in the world. I am 8 feet tall, 1,000 pounds and I am all muscle. I have killed over 17 men in the ring this year alone. I say it was by accident but some say it was on purpose.

Now, Hell, you small punk ass, you think you wanna step between those ropes and face the UWA champion, Michael Mountain? Think long and hard befpre you try to climb the mount everest of UWA!

Jack : This won't end well. Hell has been taking out people left and right but no one has ever defeated Michael Mountain.

Andrea : Michael Mountain is the kind of man you want as your bodyguard but don't want anything to do with. He is a cold heart with a face of doom.

Jack : Maybe Hell will finally quit!

Michael Mountain : Come on Hell, whats wrong? Did your balls fall off? I want an answer...NOW!

Hell stares at Michael Mountain. Suddenly the lights go out and when they turn back on, a crowd of masked men are attacking Michael Mountain. They pull him down to the floor.

Hell stands in the ring laughing.

Hell : These are my minions. These are my demons from hell. The only thing that can destroy a mountain...is a VOLCANO...and Volcano's come from Hell! Yes, I will take your challenge! I will take your title! I WILL BE THE FIRST MAN TO CLIMB MICHAEL MOUNTAIN AND MAKE YOU TAP OUT!

*Show ends*