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If I ran WWE, I would bring Vince Russo in who would challenge "The Board Of Directors" for control of WWE, and they will have a handicap match of Russo against the board. The WWE "board of directors" will turn out to br a bunch of clowns who will ride out in a clown car and Vince Russo beats them with a kendo stick and becomes WWE owner. He fires Vince, Shane, Steph and HHH and then challenges Cena to a match.
Cena comes out and say,
"Vince. I respect you. When I was a young guy I watched WCW Nitro EVERY NIGHT...picture in picture alongside Raw...but when YOU were on the screen, I SWITCHED shows! Vince, come on"
And Russo says,
"Hey boy, Cena, Ya a lil boy and im challengin u for ur title New York City style...in a GAY CLUB MATCH!"
And Cena says,
"Hustle Royalty...Respect!"
Russo ends up winning after Vince McMahon jumps off a striptease poll and hits Cena on the head with a rubber dildo. Russo pins Cena and becomes WWE champion. Russo then on the next show comes out and says,
"U know, this WWE title...its a fine piece...a piece of...S***!" and Russo goes to the bathroom and flushes the WWE title down the toilet! Suddely The Undertaker comes out and says,
"Vince. You. Me. MATCH!"
Russo looks scared as Undertaker crucifies him on the announce table!
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