[Cool King]

Originally Posted by William Regal on NXT William, it was really nothing. What difference does it make? Heaven knows I'm miserable now. I started something I couldn't finish. Stop me if you've heard this one before. Last night, I dreamt that somebody loved me. There's a light that never goes out. I feel like Shakespeare's sister, like the Queen is dead. This charming man, the boy with the thorn in his side. Showed up in my mind and I saw his girlfriend in a coma. Sheila, take a bow, he cried. Strangeways, here we come. These tears fell and I thought, my sweet and tender hooligans. Just ask how soon is now. He looked in my eyes and it felt like a hand in glove. I began to panic and then big mouth strikes again. I blurted out, meat is murder. She said, that joke isn't funny anymore and walked away and he stole my heart like so many others. So, Curtis Bateman and the mystery man: shoplifters of the world unite.