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Old 01-27-2012, 11:16 PM   #5429
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aka The Pack. French's version of Wrong Turn meets The Descent cos of the creatures that hide underground yet they rise up like zombies and walk like them too. But in this one, they wear black jumpsuits.. They only come up from the ground when there's lots of blood spilling all over the place just like sharks would do in the water even if the humans are bleeding to death with huge amounts of blood loss.

There's a bit of dirty humor like in Dumb and Dumber. There's one scene where some asshole biker insults the heroine chick, and spits on her coffee drink and SHE FUCKING DRANK IT ALL WITH THE SPIT. Almost had me laughing and spitting out my glass water on that one. Ewww.

Anywho, there's also a reference to High Tension. Why? Well, there's a brief cameo by the old guy who plays the razorblade Killer in High Tension and there's even that dirty heap truck in the movie. Same one used by the killer as well. Except he rides a bike on this one. While the truck is driven by someone else.

I NEVER really get the ending.
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Why didn't the blind sabertooth crawlers finish off the heroine chick after biting her leg and suddenly we see a brief dream sequence in which she plays the innkeeper which was supposed to be the owner of those crawlers. And then it cut back to the scene where she was waking up hanging upside down with one leg.. And we see burned down small shack attached to the pole.. WTF? Could it be that she's the owner of those creatures and all those incidents were hallucinations?


I dunno. But still, I liked it.. Go see it and skip to the ending and figure out yourself of how that happened anyway.

7/10.
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