Superman: Ribbed for Her Pleasure!
Also, Clark's giant crotch bulge now really emphasizes the need to put a pair of shorts over that thing; he seriously looks naked without them. And what's the point of having a belt buckle if you don't actually have a belt to go with it? It's like they realized they need something in that region to break up the monotone blue tights, but couldn't bring themselves to put the trunks or belt back on, so they tacked on a non-fucntional belt buckle as a placeholder.
Oh, and while I'm at it, he's got Wonder Woman bracelets now, and the whole suit has the texture of a golf ball. Your new hero, ladies and gentlemen.
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