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FEBRUARY 27, 2005 - SUPERBRAWL

Just two weeks before WrestleMania 21, the WWE Superstars jockey for position in a card designed to advance the feuds that will result in WM21's card.

Our opening contest pits new Intercontinental Champion "Nature Boy" Dave Batista against Rico Constantino. These two had quite a feud last year, and tonight they pick up where they left off with gold on the line!

Intercontinental Title Match - Rico Constantino vs. Dave Batista (c)

Rico hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Rico Constantino comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Rico hits a back kick. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Slingshot clothesline by Rico, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Cover, but there's no one to count for Rico Constantino. Rico Constantino misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Weak bodyslam on Rico by Batista. Weak bodyslam by Batista. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flapjack from Batista on Rico. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Rico pushes out of a Dave Batista hold. Rico, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Dave Batista. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Rico Constantino misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Rico Constantino can barely stand. Batista Bomb! 1....2....3. **1\2 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Overall Rating: 69%
Crowd Reaction: 71%
Match Quality: 66%

Over the last five weeks, the top six contenders for the United States Title have battled it out in a round-robin style tournament on RAW. The two superstars with the best records - Paul London and Shelton Benjamin - did battle on RAW with London picking up the win to earn tonight's match. The winner tonight goes on to WrestleMania 21 to compete for the United States Championship!

United States Title #1 Contender's Match - Paul London vs. Shelton Benjamin

Paul London scores with a back heel kick on Shelton. Shelton Benjamin takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Shelton Benjamin hits some punches. London reverses an irish whip...and Shelton Benjamin runs into the referee. Massive lariat, apparently Shelton has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Shelton drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. London uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Flying reverse elbow by Paul London. Hooks the leg for a two count. Power drive elbow by Paul London. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Paul London misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Brainbuster suplex by Shelton Benjamin, who apparently is in the mood to bust some brains. Pin, but London is out just before the three count. Paul London reverses a hip toss. Damien comes running down the aisle with a chair! Shelton goes to irish whip Paul London into the ropes. Damien prepares to swing the chair...but Paul London reverses! Damien accidentally smacks Shelton with a chair to the back! Paul London has Shelton Benjamin down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. London Calling!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Damien remains in the ring. Shelton Benjamin pushes the referee away. Shelton Benjamin spins Damien around. Shelton Benjamin hits the Dragon Whip! *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.

Overall Rating:
74%
Crowd Reaction: 70%
Match Quality: 79%

For weeks, Brock Lesnar has dominated almost every ECW alumni on the WWE roster. But six days ago, he fell to Eddie Guerrero thanks to help from his longtime rival Rob Van Dam. Brock has promised to destroy Van Dam's future by destroying his past, but the time for battle is present!

Rob Van Dam vs. Brock Lesnar

Rob Van Dam strikes Lesnar. Lesnar counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Big forearm by Brock Lesnar, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Lesnar whips RVD into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Spear! RVD is down and hurt. Cover, but there's no one to count for Brock Lesnar. Rob Van Dam powers out of a Brock Lesnar headlock. Hard back suplex on Lesnar. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Cover for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Rob Van Dam. Akira Maeda would be proud. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Lesnar reverses a Rob Van Dam hammerlock. Brock Lesnar hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. RVD powers out of a headlock. Rob Van Dam has Brock Lesnar down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Five-Star Frogsplash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Rob Van Dam is still in the ring celebrating. Brock Lesnar pushes the referee away. Brock Lesnar spins RVD around. Brock Lesnar hits the F5! It gets a ***1\2 rating.

Overall Rating:
91%
Crowd Reaction: 95%
Match Quality: 84%

Immediately upon debuting in World Wrestling Entertainment, Damien cut a swath of destruction through the RAW roster. He seems to have plateaued recently, but tonight he gets his first one-on-one shot at gold as he faces United States Champion Rey Mysterio!

United States Title Match - Rey Mysterio (c) vs. Damien

Rey uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Cover for a two count. Damien ducks a clothesline attempt. Rey receives some punishment. Big clothesline on Rey. There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on Rey. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Big backdrop on Rey, executed well. Damien drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. There's a two count on the pin. Tornado DDT from Rey Mysterio, Damien got planted. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Driven DDT by Rey Mysterio. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Damien walks into a high dropkick from Rey Mysterio. Damien blocks a kick from Rey Mysterio. Fallaway slam by Damien. Death valley driver by Damien, Rey Mysterio got planted. Matt Hardy Version 2.0 comes running down the aisle with a chair! Damien goes to irish whip Rey Mysterio into the ropes. Matt hits Rey with a chair to the back! Rey Mysterio can barely stand. Here it comes - Chokeslam. 1....2...3, it's finished. Damien and Matt are beating the hell out of Rey Mysterio! Paul London sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring! He goes toe-to-toe with Damien, exchanging punches, while Rey Mysterio comes back, sending Matt out of the ring with a clothesline. London \ Rey have cleared the ring, driving off Damien and Matt! A good *** rating.

Overall Rating: 84%
Crowd Reaction: 89%
Match Quality: 74%

For weeks, Eddie Guerrero and Matt Hardy Version 2.0 have had their hands full with Tajiri and Rey Mysterio, respectively. But tonight, Hardy's Cruiserweight Title is on the line as they go one-on-one!

Cruiserweight Title Match - Eddie Guerrero vs. Matt Hardy Version 2.0 (c)

Eddie Guerrero hits a rolling kick on Matt. Eddie crushes Matt with a big legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Matt pushes out of a Eddie Guerrero hold. Stiff high kick on Eddie by Matt Hardy Version 2.0 who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Second rope flying axe handle, Eddie goes down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Power drive elbow by Matt Hardy Version 2.0. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Vertical suplex by Matt Hardy Version 2.0. Eddie kicks Matt Hardy Version 2.0 in the gut to reverse the momentum. Eddie crushes Matt with a running senton. Cover for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Eddie Guerrero. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Eddie hits a dropkick on Matt Hardy Version 2.0. Eddie Guerrero scores with a back heel kick on Matt. Matt pushes out of a Eddie Guerrero hold. Matt Hardy Version 2.0 hits a rolling kick on Eddie. Eddie walks into a face crusher variation. Tajiri comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Eddie Guerrero turns around. Tajiri spins Eddie around. Tajiri hits the Kick Of Death! Tajiri leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Matt defeats Eddie. Matt and Tajiri are beating the hell out of Eddie Guerrero! Rey Mysterio sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring! He goes toe-to-toe with Matt Hardy Version 2.0, exchanging punches, while Eddie Guerrero comes back, sending Tajiri out of the ring with a clothesline. Rey \ Eddie have cleared the ring, driving off Matt and Tajiri! This gets a **3\4 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Overall Rating: 81%
Crowd Reaction: 87%
Match Quality: 70%

A month ago, Randy Orton was sent to SmackDown! after a loss to Rob Van Dam. Since then, Orton has developed the ability to float between brands by becoming a member of the Elite, but he's had his hands full on Friday nights with The Hurricane. Tonight, they try to settle their score!

The Hurricane vs. Randy Orton

Hurricane hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Orton backdrops The Hurricane out of a piledriver attempt. Randy Orton hits some punches. The Hurricane charges, Orton moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Orton pulls a jumping piledriver out! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Hurricane reverses a waistlock. Driven DDT by The Hurricane. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Hurricane hits a stump piledriver on Randy Orton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brutal powerbomb on Orton. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Randy Orton takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Randy Orton hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Orton drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Randy Orton gets whipped into the corner by Hurricane, who charges in with a clothesline. Orton grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Randy Orton gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out. I don't think the fight has finished. The Hurricane and Orton have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. That was good. **** rating

Overall Rating: 91%
Crowd Reaction: 93%
Match Quality: 87%

Tonight's John Cena/Tajiri match was originally supposed to be for the Intercontinental Title, but after Cena's loss to Batista, tonight's match is all about Elite bragging rights

John Cena vs. Tajiri

Tajiri with a spinning neckbreaker on Cena. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Cena is down. Cover for a two count. John Cena pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tajiri takes a headbutt from John Cena. Flying shoulder tackle by Cena sends Tajiri to the mat. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver by John Cena, Tajiri got planted. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Back elbow connects, Tajiri staggers backward. Tajiri blocks a kick from John Cena. Tajiri hits a stump piledriver on John Cena. There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dust from Tajiri, Cena is out. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Cena walks into a high dropkick from Tajiri. Cena reverses a Tajiri hammerlock. Running knee lift from John Cena. John Cena scores with a standing spinebuster. John Cena moves in for the kill. Here it comes - F-U. 1....2...3, it's finished. Eddie Guerrero comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Eddie Guerrero slams Tajiri down. Eddie Guerrero climbs to the top rope and hits the Frogsplash! Tajiri has been left down on the canvas. It gets a ***1\2 rating.

Overall Rating: 90%
Crowd Reaction: 94%
Match Quality: 84%

And now for our main event! After winning the Royal Rumble last month, Christian has been coy as to whether he'll be challenging World Champion Rhyno or WWE Champion The Rock at WM21 for their belt. However, tonight he'll team with fellow Nova Scotia Cosa Nostra member Chris Jericho against both of them in a huge tag-team blockbuster!

Rhyno and The Rock vs. Vitamin C (Chris Jericho and Christian)

Spin kick by Chris Jericho to the face. Super kick by Chris Jericho. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Chris Jericho and Christian. Vitamin C whip Rhyno into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Stun Gun from Christian! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? There's a two count on the pin. Christian fires off some right and left hands. Rhyno blocks the suplex attempt. Spear! Christian is down and hurt. Tag to The Rock. Big backdrop on Christian, executed well. Nice piledriver on Christian. Christian pushes out of a The Rock hold. Tag between Christian and Chris Jericho. Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Diamond Dust from Chris Jericho, Rock is out. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Jericho hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Rock counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. The Rock hits a bulldog off the ropes. Chris Jericho is in trouble. Rock Bottom! Chris Benoit quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! The Rock turns around. Chris Benoit drops Rock to the canvas. Chris Benoit quickly locks on the Crippler Crossface! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Benoit! Rhyno \ Rock are beaten down three-on-two by the combined forces of Jericho, Christian and Benoit. Good **** rating.

Overall Rating: 95%
Crowd Reaction: 100%
Match Quality: 86%

After the beatdown, Chris Benoit hands his Money In The Bank briefcase that he won by winning King Of The Ring eight months ago. He wants his WWE Title shot tonight!

WWE Title Match (Money In The Bank) - The Rock (c) vs. Chris Benoit

Benoit drives a forearm into the chest of Rock. Rock blocks a kick from Chris Benoit. Rock slams Chris Benoit. Chris Benoit charges, Rock moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. The Rock scores with a big spinebuster. Cover, but there's no one to count for The Rock. Benoit reverses a waistlock. Rock gets caught with a short powerbomb from Benoit. Rock walks into a killer lariat. Cover for a two count. Emerald Fusion by Chris Benoit on Rock. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Benoit drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Full nelson slam on Benoit. Pin, but Benoit is out just before the three count. Chris Benoit comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Chris Benoit floors The Rock. The Rock gets locked in the Crippler Crossface! Submission victory! Chris Benoit goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory Good **** rating.

Overall Rating: 94%
Crowd Reaction: 99%
Match Quality: 85%
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