*Matt shows up at Universal*
Dixie: Matt!?
Matt: Sup Dix? I'm HERE!
Dixie: ...I told you we weren't going to hire you...
Matt: What? But...
Dixie: You're a liability, and we really don't want to be associated with people like you.
Matt: BUT I QUIT WWE TO COME HERE!?
Dixie: I never said we would hire you. Frankly, I think you should go get some help...
Jeff: Yeah man, you're fucking insane...
*Jeff goes back to painting his face*
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